Ladies of the forum, this is for the guys only. I'm sorry, but I'm going request that you all look away for the next 8 paragraphs... Thank you =)

Okay, I assume most of you know of the 'Rating' scale that men use. Yeah, the 1-10 scale of "Is she Hot?"

Back in the sixties, when this system was first implemented, it worked. Really, it did. But as time passed on, people added more and more variables to the once great scale... For example "Would you 'do' her if you were drunk?"...

On Monday, an expert panel of EEs met and discussed this issue. The panel was universally disturbed by the ambiguity that plagues our beloved rating system. We knew something needed to be done... After hours of debate, we had created a new system that would return the former glory to our beloved rating scale.

And so, it is my honor to introduce to you the new attractiveness rating scale... Binary.

Yes, this new scale only has 2 possible answers: 0 or 1. No more of these 'well, maybe if she was in a bikini, eating a slice of meatloaf'...

Shortly after our panel discussion, this new scale was tested. The results are nothing short of amazing. There were no disagreements, no arguements.

I'd suggest you start easing into this new system asap. The first regions that will start mandating this new scale begin on Jan 8th of 2008.

Gentlemen... THIS IS MAN LAW

Okay ladies, thanks for doing that...