A: NEVAR! There is no such thing as long post.
Q: How often do you go to the bathroom?
A: About twice a day. Although, I shower 3 times a day on average.
Q: Got a job? What do you do? Is it a summer job, or permanent one?
I'm a collections rep at Time Warner cable and get to bully people into paying their bill 
A: Photographer for a market research company, which entails me taking hundreds and hundreds of photos for the company website, then saving them with specific filenames, then organising them into boxes based on the file names, helping anyone who needs to find them later, while emptying the day old boxes.
It's my permanent job, and I love it.
Q: Which FICTIONAL TV character (one which is an actual character, from something which at least some people will know) would you like to see die and why?
A: Barney because... well... he's Barney!
Q: Did you watch Barney as a kid?
A: No, I never did. My dad hates Barney so he didn't make me watch.
Q: What's your favourite type of cracker? Why?
A: Well I like those[Kraft] White Cheese and Chives crackers(I think that's what it's called).
Q: So what special features are you looking forward to in Sonic Gems?
A) i dont no but ne game with sonic is great!!!!!!111!
Q) Goatse?
A: Do you mean 'goatee'? No, I don't have a goatee.
Q: Are you scared of me?
A: No.
Q: How often do you "break the wind"?
A: Hourly.
Q: What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? Remember, it's proportionate...
A: Ahh yes becoming friends with these four freaks I know. Honestly it's insane.
Q: Ok so hamburgers, come from cows which is beef...so could someone tell me why the frig it's called a HAMburger?
A: Because they were invented in Hamburg. Or by people from Hamburg. Something to do with the town of Hamburg, anyway. Unlike other types of burger (and I'd hazard a guess that the word burger was actually back-formed from hamburger), the ham bit as nothing to do with the type of meat used.
EDIT: From Wikipedia:-
"The name comes from the German city of Hamburg, a person from Hamburg being a "Hamburger"; by extension inanimate objects such as ground beef patties that either originated or enjoyed early popularity there took the same name. (Unlike the city it is derived from, the word "hamburger" is spelled as a common noun, with a lowercase letter "H.") Originally a ground beef patty was known as "Hamburger steak" (first mentioned in an American cookbook in 1891); when this was put between bread or in a bun it was called a "Hamburger sandwich." By the mid 20th century both terms were commonly shortened to "hamburger" or simply "burger."
The term "burger" has now become generic, and may refer to sandwiches that have ground meat (or even vegetarian) fillings other than a beef patty."
Q: Who are the Patriots?
A: Who cares?
Q: Well, who does care? It's not me. But perhaps you do.
As a matter of fact...
No, I don't.
Question: Do you believe that cartoons are for children?
A: No. Not all of them, at least.
Q: Why is Sonic blue?
Why is Drew Carey fat?
Question: Really, answer that.
A: Drew Carey is fat because he or she doesn't exercise and eats too much.
And the common British explanation for Sonic's blueness is that when he exceeded the speed of sound with Kintobor's help, he turned blue. Sounds good to me.
Q: What's your most favoritest song?
A: Hmm...well that question is causing me head trauma. As for now One Marathon - Reverie Sound Revue...ask me next week(or my favorite song of all time) though...it may be different. 
Q: Favorite snack?(excluding sweet candies , candy bar, gum, etc) Snack as in - potato chip brand, trail mix flavor, etc.
ogmogmomgomgomg ill answer 2
Best Chip: Lay's Salt & Vinegar
Best Candy: Cow Tales (Cheap 'n good, such as one's mother.)
Q: On a scale of 9-10, how much do you support the troops?
A: Hmmm...10 I guess.
Q: Gatorade or Powerade?
a) Waterade. It's just like water, only wetter.
Q) What's your favorite letter?
Only wetter, XD
A: W...because it has 3 syllables*.
Q: Do you wear contacts/glasses?
A: I wear glasses
Q: What's your favorite cartoon and why?
A: Sonic X... Don't ask me why. South Park comes in second place, then the Simpsons in third.
Q: Have you ever had your computer go berserk where it acts not like it should?
More than you know.
Question: Have you ever been able to watch an entire rap music video? I haven't.
Q) Uh... Does the tmnt live-action movie count? They played "ninja rap" (Vanilla Ice... *shudder*) at some point, and I sat through it.
A) Is the Hulkster in the house?
(If so, will you check him out?)
Depends. Do you mean Hulk Hogan or The Incredible Hulk?
Question: What is your favorite internet slang abbriviation (LOL, WTF, OMG, etc.)?
ROFFLEWAFFLE!!! LOLrSKATES!!!
Seriously, WTF is my favourite, because it's just such a great doubletake thing, all caps to show the WTF!?ness, and abbreviated.
If you clicked something and said What the?! it would seem kind of tame.
WTF?! Perfect 
Question: How many scars do you have, and where are they? How did you get them?
A: *begins counting* I have one on the skin between my right thumb and pointer finger from a water bottle, 3 on my right ankle from burrs, 7 on my left ankle from burrs, one that starts on the back of my left hand and reaches to about the center of my palm from a knife, and one on my right thumb from I-don't-know-where.
Q: Are you a picky eater?
EDIT: I also have one on the tip of my left pointer finger from a tin can.
A). No I like a lot of different food.
Q). What is your least food?
Hmm... probably squash. I normally love vegetables, but every kind of squash I've eaten has made me go blegh.
Question: Have you ever had a rash in... places?
A: Yes, and it is the most darn-annoying thing, especially when it's...nevermind.
Q: When was the last time you backed up into someone and who was it?
A: Like, I got pushed and I fell into someone. With my back.
Q: If I walked up to you and licked your earwax, what would you do?
A: I'd freak out and inquire as to who you were and what you were doing.
Q: what if you were a person doing such as the previous question, and one's earwax contained a poisonous element =P
A)I'd... die?
Q) If you had to wipe out the world of one kind of people entirely, what would it be? (I'd pick fat chicks or emos)
A)
Nothing more needed to say
Q) What do you enjoy the most in life?
A: Probably sitting at home watching The Wonder Years, listening to my favorite songs, or playing with my dog. That question is so multidimensional, dude. Good question though.
Q: Ever wonder how some people only see things from their perspective, resulting in a somewhat unfair, unthoughtful, and one-sided point of opinion?
Yes, but that's just how we are, I'm afraid. 🙁
Question: What's your favorite breakfast cereal? What's your least favorite? LOL TELL ME
A: My favorite breakfast cereal is Cheerios.
My least favorite breakfast is dried monkey turds topped with a tall, frosty glass of dog urine.
Q: Where was the last place you went on holiday?
I went to Germany for four weeks. Funny enough i didn't really need to speak much German because everyone I met was eager to show how good their english was.
Question: If you could excel at anything, what would it be?
A: Shapeshifting
Q: If you won 1,000,000, what's the first thing you'd buy?
A. Not too sure how many $ that would be, maybe $900,000 or something. Anyway let's see. First things first. I'd buy a plane ticket to go see so people I met online from California. Thrn i'd buy a Scion xB, leather sets, 18" Enkei rims, spolier, satellite radio, 6 disc CD changer, with custom American Flag paint job w/matching interior colored lights. ^^
Q: Which would you find harder to deal with, deafness or blindness?
Dear sweet Jeezus. That's too hard... I'll say deafness.
<b>Question:</b> If you could meet one person in the world, who would it be? What would you do with them?
A: Shadow. Take a guess.
Q: What is the $- exchange rate? Cus sure as hell it's not 0.9.
A: At the time of posting, GB1.00 was US$1.73724. Source: XE.com. Ergo, 1m is about $1.74m. Try again, HS2k3. ;D
Q: If you could live out the adventures of a certain videogame character (like, for real), who would you choose and why?
A: I'd choose Sonic, just so I could go on the loop-de-loops.
Q: Why is there nothing on TV?
A: Because it's turned off, silly. 😛
Q: If you were a zooboomafoo, how many woodchucks could you harvest?
A: Uh, Red!
Q: Do you have a favorite Bible verse or passage from some other holy book(Koran, Pearl of Great Price, etc.) out there?
A: John 3:16. The Holy Bible.
Q: Can you drink pure torture?
A: Probably not.
Q: Do you like the new chicken fries at Burger King? (Works there)
Off-topic: Always a great verse Ultra; had it as my sig for awhile.
