For those of you who may be unaware, God exists. And not only does He exist, but He carries His own G-Podâ„¢ with Him at ALL times. This is a FACT which was mentioned in the Holy Bible when it was first written, even though the iPods that we humans use to listen to music today did not exist back then. I can't exactly remember what the verse was in the original version of the Bible that verifies the existence of the G-Podâ„¢, but that doesn't REALLY matter. F**k you. I love you! It DOES exist (even if I have no proof of it ). But that's not the point. The point is that it IS a fact that God has His own supreme version of an iPod with Him, which is called a G-Podâ„¢. His G-Podâ„¢ is much the same as our iPods, except for one MAJOR difference. Unlike our feeble iPods, His G-Podâ„¢ has an unlimited capacity when it comes to listening to awesome tunes. He can use His G-Podâ„¢ to listen to ANY kind of music ANYWHERE in the universe at ANY time. And He can take photos of anything He likes and view footage of things occurring anywhere in our universe AND in Hell/Heaven. Basically, His G-Podâ„¢ can do the same kinda sh*t that our finite iPods can do, but to an INFINITE degree! And His G-Podâ„¢ is also eternal, just like Him. He made it eternal because God digs music, just like me! Also, God's G-Podâ„¢ exists outside the bounds of time (just like God Himself). This means that God can listen to ANY tune at ANY moment in time. He can listen to tunes from our past, our present and our future. His G-Podâ„¢ is also capable of INSTANTLY creating new music (including all sorts of remixes, even for songs in a genre like country that NO-ONE would think should be remixed). He can also create music on His G-Podâ„¢ that consists of the vocals of two or more people that we would probably NEVER think would normally sing together. For example, He could listen to a duet by Luciano Pavarotti and Snoop Dogg if that is what He wanted to listen to. So He could create mash-ups of even the most UNLIKELY combinations of songs! How AWESOME is THAT?!?!?! His G-Podâ„¢ is also capable of playing music in ALL audio formats (not just MP3s!), even music in a crappy MIDI format! Not only this, but there is ONLY one G-Podâ„¢ in existence and that G-Podâ„¢ belongs to God. The 'G' in 'G-Podâ„¢' stands for 'God' in case you didn't know ('God-Pod' rhymes, which is pretty cool! )! Also, His G-Podâ„¢ does not require batteries. That or the batteries never run out of power and therefore never have to be recharged. I forgot which one it is. But whatever. The fact of the matter is this: Since God is chilling the f**k out way up there in Heaven digging His awesome tunage, it's only fair to assume that He's grooved to some Earth music before. I find it COMPLETELY probable that He's digged some of the music sung and produced by us homosapiens. In this regard, I created this thread for the purpose of taking guesses at what sort of HUMAN music God might be listening to on His G-Podâ„¢ at this very moment. When you post here, take a stab at what tune you think God is mellowing out to and then mention it here. By the way, this is NOT a thread for a heated religious debate. Heated religious debates sexually arouse me and I'm NOT in a sexually arousable mood at the moment. This is a thread for us EXTREMELY sexy people to mention a song (or more than one song, if you want) that you think God is currently listening to on His G-Podâ„¢. I presume that since God is UNIMAGINABLY AWESOME, He digs ALL genres of music... so ALL of your ideas are valid. In my opinion, God is SUPREMELY paradoxical in regard to His tastes in music. He takes a particular liking to tunes that are supposed to be considered 'blasphemous' or 'satanic' by fundamentalist Christians (including songs that could be considered as being rude towards Him and/or songs sung by atheists), so I reckon He digs a LOT of classic heavy metal songs. As for the song I think He's CURRENTLY listening to on His G-Podâ„¢, I think it'd be the all-time CLASSIC song 'Stairway To Heaven' by Led Zeppelin (not in reverse though, even though He prefers that version for its creepy subliminal messages). There's a LOT of TOTALLY SWEET headbanging moments in that tune and Big G LOVES to headbang. In a totally awesome way, of course. Just like me. Sooooo... what are YOUR thoughts on this particular matter? What kinda music do YOU think God is currently enjoying on His G-Podâ„¢?