Light X Wily.
This thread needs more swashbuckling.
Well, me matey Metal thar be gettin' us to a good start by gettin all yeh pervs offa deck. We can talk about tha later. Over rum.
So me fine crew, where shall we be raidin' first?
...Huh?
*leaning back in a chair, wearing a vest, bandana, eyepatch and a single earring. Takes a swig of grog and falls over with the chair*
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz........
*is now Sailor Ramza. Begins to dance in the sparkly colors*
*hangs out in the crow's nest*
YOU ARE NOW REALISING RULE 63 MARINE ATTACKS WITH LARGE TESTICLES....MANUALLY
...She's not a tanuki, GT. 
She's a racoon.
They have normal-sized testicles. I checked myself. (Via google, of course)
And they didn't base Tails on a kitsune.
Of course not, he's a genetic freak, it says so in the manuals. 
"Bienvenido"
The poster digs your style!
You get a tip about the ability for
one of your items:
Normal Everyday T-shirt
P.S. ability is +1 warmth
I don't think he'd need that since those Green Fire Wings are prolly keeping him warm....
You'd think that but the onset of lukemia from the radiation is actually making him quite cold...
Right me crew we is raidin kyoto, and lets throw these pervs off.
Isn't throwing pervs onto the shores of Japan equivalent to trowing grapes at a fruit basket? 
*is thrown*
Ugh! What is this? Why do you keep showing up, FalconPOOBuster?----> I will not be defeated!
Now there's gonna be fur all in that keyboard.
This is almost as bad as the fat pervert at the computer.
Fnord.
I think we should all breathe a sigh of relief that his direct-linking failed. 
I think we should all breathe a sigh of relief that his direct-linking failed.
It worked just a few minutes ago..... *facepalms*
It's SO cache.
*breathes a sigh of relief, then continues to eat puddin' cups*
