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Things I've learned while my internet connection is down

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 Srol
(@srol_1722027881)
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It's a lot easier to flirt with girls without using your computer if you do so outside of your house.

 
(@nelstone)
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Plus it's easier to tell if they're actually a 41-year-old man named Bruce or not.

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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Plus it's easier to tell if they're actually a 41-year-old man named Bruce or not.

Give this man a round of applause.

 
(@kiorein_1722585747)
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And if you ARE a 41 year-old man named Bruce, you're screwed

 
(@Anonymous)
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Ah, the internet. The only place where kids can be FBI agents and dirty old men can be hot blonde women.

 
(@sonicv2)
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^Not really

 
(@Anonymous)
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^ Really. So says personal experience.

 
(@spiner-storm)
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lol, Rishi had a run-in with the feds.

 
(@nelstone)
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Pfft, Rishi has no trouble dealing with the feds. They're just kids.

 
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(@ramza-the-fox)
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Does that mean that my nephew is in the FBI?

 
(@jeffery-mewtamer)
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Why would Rishi have to worry about the Feds on the Internet? I thought they only cared about those interested in children native to this universe.

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
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Maybe Rishi's been branching out?

 
 Srol
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I just read my original post and it's not what I meant to say at all.

 
(@Anonymous)
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I been branchin' out for real. I hail from Universe R5.

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
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I just read my original post and it's not what I meant to say at all.

It wasn't my fault!

 
(@trudi-speed)
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I just read my original post and it's not what I meant to say at all.

Maybe you need to take ideas from Spawn

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
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I just read my original post and it's not what I meant to say at all.

Maybe you need to take ideas from Spawn

But then he might get so fed up with his own rambling that he'll stop half way through the post and throw his computer out a window while filling it full of shotgun pellets, while it inevitably falls into a gorge that was created by it's own inadequacies.

 
(@falconmbuster)
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Why would Rishi have to worry about the Feds on the Internet? I thought they only cared about those interested in children native to this universe.

 
 Srol
(@srol_1722027881)
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I have my internets back, so it looks like I won't be meeting any more girls anytime soon.

The Internet made me gay O.O

 
(@rico-underwood)
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No, thats was me... sorry.

~Rico

 
 Srol
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Ah well, go ahead. Take my heterosexuality. Wasn't like I was using it.

 
(@Anonymous)
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Why would Rishi have to worry about the Feds on the Internet? I thought they only cared about those interested in children native to this universe.

 
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