^wants something to eat
< doesn't want to be eaten
v is also doomed

^ has an animated .gif of Kirby for an icon
< is doomed.
v fancies Eggman. ^_~

^ will probably be eaten anyways.
< coincidentally got a portent-of-doom sort of feeling recently.
v is not me.

^ is not an impossible box.
< is an inconceivable dodecahedron.
V IS an impossible triangle.

^ is sadly not ultra in anyway
< is a sexy beast of beyond
v edit: didn't post fast enough

^ has a cool sprite as their personal photo.
< currently has a not so cool weasel for mine.
V will likely have a better post than me. =P

^ didn't post fast enough.
< stole Marky's post.
V will probably steal something else.

^Nope
<is bored
V Will be eating a burger as they post

^ Is my REAL dinner.
< No. Pizza. And TransFAN92.
V lol u fail

^ thinks that I failed
< knows that he can suceed against the odds
V is most likely to kiss LNR

^ Hell no.
< BAD IMAGES.
V Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiings!

^has bad images
<doesn't have wiiiiiiings!
Vprobably doesn't have wings either. =3

^ is like above person and doesnt have wings
< doesnt get this game
V probably is like me

^ is apparantly like me
< has link that doesn't go anywhere in sig
v is getting to old for this s**t

^ doesn't think so
< has wings and can fly
v has no idea

^ Is a food!
< *has no idea?*
V 9mm

^ is an SX. ><
< is gonna make a firedrink
v is a green and purple sloth from the planet Googlesnaphun.

^ Is a food
< Is a me!
V Is a you?

^ SX is a nice person a lot of the time. ^^
< Tricia is absolutely sick and tired of singing at the moment. >_o; And is kinda tired, too.
V The next poster has a tendency to be a nice person, but watch out for them when they've gotten no sleep or have the common cold. Things could get messy.

^ Has a nicely drawn avatar.
< NEVER GETS COLDS. }
V Does get colds?

^ is right
< is pissed off with his phone
v will buy me a new one

^ Has poor taste in cell phones. And is lying.
< o.o
V Eats children.

^ is wrong
< what do I look like Acrio
V May or may not be Acrio

^ is asking for A CHALLENGE????
< is not acrio
v is an alt of Sam

Edit: BAH! *slaps self for reading the wrong page

^Is a magic money potato
<Suddenly feels more femine and adminly
vStrong in the force is, yes?

^ Daaahkvulfie has the most awesome sig in the history of ever.
< Tricia is OFFICIALLY sick of singing and has a headache
V The next poster may or may not have a headache, but I know they DO hold the cure for stupidity somewhere in their right shoe.

~Shadowed Spirit Sage

^has a beautiful voice, both singing-wise and talking-wise
<is sorry to hear you have a headache
V hopefully does not have a headache

Edit: Ack, ninja'd!

^Came up with the best pronounciation for my name in the history of ever
<Is wearing socks, and is thus cursed with eternal stupidity
vIs the Archbishop Thomas Cramer (deceased)

^was ninja'd
<is not dead
Vpresumedly likes this topic seeing as how they're posting in it

^ FAIL.
< Well, I started it...
V Is a dancing Mr. Potato Head.

^ SX has apparently mistaken me for a guy again. A dancing one, no less. And more potatoey.
< Tricia has two eyes and more than one leg.
V The next poster only wishes they had as many Babysitter's Club books as I do. :3

~Shadowed Spirit Sage

^ has blue hair.
< has no clue what the Babysitter's Club is. o.o
V will EAT HIS OWN FOOT.

^ speaks the lies
< yarr >>
V dies in 2 seconds better start writing the will there, buddy 😛

^ FAIL. ^^
< Well, I leave all of my possessions to T-*choke*
V Does not recieve anything out of the will.

^ Is choking
< Knows no will
V Was impregnated over a phone

^ will be paying child support
< wants a puppy
v will give me a puppy?

^wants a puppy
<will not give Sonicmax a puppy and is sick
Vmaybe will give Sonicmax a puppy

^ Has a pretty sweet avatar
< doesn't watch TV
V could be cool or a jerk

^ thanks you for the compliment
< may not be cool but definately not a jerk
V will be illuminator

^dang, got me
< hates myspace and deviantart
| (can't find the down arrow) will have a car by the time they are 37!

^ by the time I'm 17.
< Uh, how did he get the down arrow the first time. (It's the letter V by the way.)
V May or may not be a Koopa.

^ has an s in their name
< does not have an s in ther name
v has an s in their mom's name

^ my mom has a s in her last name
< loves the SPA
V loves the SPA as well

^ has an interesting signature
< is being monitored very closely for ridiculous reasons
v will have arrows in their post

^ is right about arrows and is that interesting in a good way or a bad way
< loves Shadow the Hedgehog game
V hates Shadow's game

^ can't really say for sure
< has yet to play Shadow's game (wants to play it for PS2)
v probably has played Sonic Rush

^ Is correct, I own it
< Is playing an illegal ROM of Paper Mario
V FREEZE! FBI!

^ lies. ALL LIES
< is posting.
v will probably be SX or Rayzor

^ correct!
< is Rayzor
V is SX or Kaze