^ sex
< sex
v sex

^ Yiff!
< is fun? (By this I mean I am fun, not yiff is fun. Shut up.)
V CD-R

^ CD-RW
< ROM
V RAM

^ ram
< sheep
V goat

^ ewe
< lamb
v o.o?

^ Baa
< Ram
V Ewe

^ From
< Babe
V the Pig

^ Are you calling me fat? *SLAP*
< I'm not fat...
V O_O

^ Fatty
< Skinny
v Tetris?

^ no likey Tetris
< SX, you made me snicker
V Hungry? Grab a snickers!

^ Ew chocolate bars
< The Tetris theme song! I looked up the Russian/English translation - it's a Russian orchestra song, you know. Something about valiant hands in the shower. Babelfish'd!
V We interrupt this broadcast with a special bulletin! Flash!

^ Special bulliten indeed
< <insert random shocking news story here>
V Back to you, next poster

^ you, yes, you, thank you
< is posting on my PSP
V should post on their PSP

^ The WiFi in my house is encrypted and the PSP won't unencrypt it so I can't.
< Thinks Ray's avvie is cute. <3
V Agrees!

^ Is right
< 1
V 2

^ Drei.
< "Female Methods of Influence"
V Knows what I mean by that

^ not sure
< can't believe I didn't post in this after SX did about 2 weeks ago
V won't forget to post

^ is right
< Chaos
V Spear

^ Chaos
< Blast
V Red

^ Eh, it's kind of an injoke, but the meaning can be inferred, if not the reason I started saying that.
< Is an admin at SMA's board after making a joke about females (remember I use female names more often than not in Chat. Everyone but the newbies know, of course.) being able to do things to influence that males can't do. Right after I said that SMA PMs me asking if I watn a promotion.
V Gets it now!

^ Yeah.....uh.....no
< doesn't get it
V gets it?

^ Nope!
< SX, why for you confuzzle us?
V is confuzzled

^ is confuzzled as well
< still confuzzled
V will make us un-confuzzled, maybe?

^ nope
< for it is I
V you friendly neighborhood Super Rayzor

^ that's you
< that's me
V that's who?

^ that's me
< again
V of course.

^ a horse
< is a horse
V of course

^ No. o.o
< Is amazed ya'll don't know what I mean by "Female Methods of Influence" yet. C'mon. What is the one thing females can do to influence men that males can't do...
V

^ <3 that needs to become an official smilie here
< Wonders how "female influence" was derived from me saying Chaos Blast Red?
V is probably shaking their head @ my cluelessness

^ probably not
< is posting more with her Sailor alt :p
v HAY GUYZ WUTS GOING ON HAR?

^ Nothing. o.o;
< Confused.
v Also.

^ turtleturtleturtleturtleturtle
< Wonders why Ray thinks I was talking about hsi chaos blast thing o.O
V fox love!

^ FireFox > IE
< nneeewwwww avy 😀
v 😀

^ nice avvie
< I thought that because I didn't read the post above mine in awhile and then you started talking about the injoke after my Chaos Blast
V uh....

^ ...um...
< ...maybe...
V ...possibly...

^ o.o?
<
v o.o?

^ o.o
< -.o
V -.-

^ is dusty
< is sharp
V is possibly SX

^ nope
< is a pony
V is not a pony

^ is absolutely correct
< is a Rayzor
V is not a Rayzor

^ It's
< over
V nine thousaaaaaaand!!!

^ maybe.
< is a chao
v is not a chao

^ is a Chao
< is not a Chao
V possibly a Chao

^ likes the name of my alt
< is not a chao
V likes the name of my alt as well

^ reminds me of Full Metal Alchemist 🙂
< is a chao/human hybrid
v is not a chao/human hybrid

^ Kaze! *pounce*
< SX! *I'd pounce but for two things. One, the Ak. Two, the fact that it's impossible to pounce oneself.*
V Ray? *pounce*

^ Nope
< Me!
V Kaze, Ray, or SX?

^ no, no, yes. HIYA KAY! *pounce!*
< Hmm. *plot*
V twirl!

^ plotting
< *TWIRLS WITH GUSTO*
v probably doesn't twirl as good as me

^ Oh yeah?
< *performs a perfect pirouette*
V *dances*