OH YEAH

WELL

I'M A PERSON

OH YOU ARE

ARE YOU

WELL

WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS

Well... I'M A SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT FROM THE YEAR 2010 ON A QUEST FROM DOCTOR LIGHT TO MAKE THE CITY SAFE AGAIN, SEE ALL THESE ROBOTS WERE CREATED TO KEEP THE PLANET SAFE 'TIL DOCTOR WILY DOUBLE CROSSED US AND SET FIRE TO THE PLACE, DOCTOR WILY HAD OTHER PLANS TO TAKE OVER THIS ------ REPROGRAMMED MY BROTHER AND STEALZ ON THEM CHIPS, WELL MY NAME IS MEGA MAN ON MY JET DOG RUSH, GOT A CANNON ARM FOR Y'ALL TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

Come o---WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH TERRIBLE NEWS DR LIGHT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY

A PERSON

married folks are so WEIRD

I'm not sure whether to be horrified or just annoyed.

I think it's both.

Well, the aforementioned rap is of course undeniably awesome.