Oh... oh god, I... I can't believe I even read as far as chapter 2... Ramza, you need to put an NSFW tag on these things, some sort of warning... Oh god that was disgusting.
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Oh... oh god, I... I can't believe I even read as far as chapter 2... Ramza, you need to put an NSFW tag on these things, some sort of warning... Oh god that was disgusting.
this is the most fun thing i read in years XD thanks for sharing ramza! i totally love this the dude has style.. awsome awsome writting skills.
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this is the most fun thing i read in years XD thanks for sharing ramza! i totally love this the dude has style.. awsome awsome writting skills.
<reads more>
I sincerely hope you're just being sarcastic. If not, I seriously worry about you.
Mada... are you high?
I think mada, just like anyone else here, appreciates a well performed trolling effort.
That...that...thing is not trolling. It's an abomination that needs to be killed with fire. And a lot of C4.
That...that...thing is not trolling. It's an abomination that needs to be killed with fire. And a lot of C4.
That's the beauty of it though. It's so terrible, it could only be trolling in an effort to get people to rage over how bad it is.
Successful troll is successful, I say.
i swear its fun.
i have reached like chapter 30 or something and i'm having a blast reading it. i dont know why uni's link says its the worst fanfictions its full of events and comedy i also keep imagining the whole thing like an anime comedy and it works great XD
what's more it has bi stuff i love how vampire (potter) cries over draco with bloody tears and how ebony walks in where snake and loopie are ... having fun XD and how dumbledorf turned gothic and dyed his hair black. i mean the whole story is fun and connected. its so worth reading.
i swear its fun.
i have reached like chapter 30 or something and i'm having a blast reading it. i dont know why uni's link says its the worst fanfictions its full of events and comedy i also keep imagining the whole thing like an anime comedy and it works great XDwhat's more it has bi stuff i love how vampire (potter) cries over draco with bloody tears and how ebony walks in where snake and loopie are ... having fun XD and how dumbledorf turned gothic and dyed his hair black. i mean the whole story is fun and connected. its so worth reading.
Oh
you're interested <hugs hukos> i'm so proud of you!
go enjoy it right now!
you're interested <hugs hukos> i'm so proud of you!
go enjoy it right now!
"BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!"
I don't know why but I burst out laughing when I read that. And, no, I don't know who Amy Lee is so I guess I better get da hell out of here.
Amy Lee = Lead singer of evanescence...and she's far more awesome than this little Missy! 😛
Oh I know of Evanescence, didn't know the singer. Guess I can resume reading this then. I can't read five sentences without bursting out into teary laughter. This is so terrible, but I can't stop reading. Don't eff with Dumbldore when he has a headache. This person makes me feel good about my writing! This proves it once and for all Harry Potter really is a satanist!
I dunno, this seems like engineered badfic to me. So many things seem to have been done for lulz (like Tom Bombadil).
Still not as hilariously bad as Gonterman, Ratliff or Oscar.
Ended up reading the like, first chapter of the fic up to the point when dumbledore yelled the o'd mo-F word at them about a year ago.
I was searching ebay for brain bleach for about three days.
It was too horrible for me to even want to show anyone.
Amy Lee = Lead singer of evanescence...and she's far more awesome than this little Missy! 😛
Too bad neither are particularly awesome.
/music elitist
I don't much care for elitism...I'll enjoy music that appeals to me personally, I'm not that picky - hell, most of my music on my playlist is videogame based.
I don't much care for elitism...I'll enjoy music that appeals to me personally, I'm not that picky - hell, most of my music on my playlist is videogame based.
Consider it a by-product of being a regular on several music-based forums. Elitism comes naturally at that point.
Just because others do it doesn't mean it's really automatically an ideal state of mind. 😛
I dunno, it's kind of fun sometimes :3
It's just something that gets into your system once you start listening to more bands past the same 5 you've been listening to your entire life.
Oh I know of Evanescence, didn't know the singer. Guess I can resume reading this then. I can't read five sentences without bursting out into teary laughter. This is so terrible, but I can't stop reading. Don't eff with Dumbldore when he has a headache. This person makes me feel good about my writing! This proves it once and for all Harry Potter really is a satanist!
you and me have stuff in common eggie and god! change that cat avatar before i steal your cute cat!!
i just love the whole thing.. and i guess troy is right it is probably staged but oh what are oscar and the other thing?! is there anything else like this i'd love to read more please.
Just read the whole of Fanfiction.net. It's full of bad. Although I will admit to some decent work in there, but's near impossible to find.
do you mean all fan fictions 0__0 or just the funny my immortal one?
cause if you read all the fan fictions ..... then wow you have an amazing talent.
Just read the whole of Fanfiction.net. It's full of bad. Although I will admit to some decent work in there, but's near impossible to find.
Sturgeon's Law, my friend. Ninety percent of everything is crap, but the remaining ten percent are worth dying for.
oh what are oscar and the other thing?! is there anything else like this i'd love to read more please.
David Gonterman: Gary Stu extraordinaire. Uses crossover fics to preach his multiple insanities to the world. He has crossed over Power Rangers and Sonic SATAM. Also Rescue Rangers. Also WCW. Also he's none too fond of homosexuality. Also he's crazy. Also had his character do the deed with Sailor Moon... while he was in animal form. Did I mention that Sailor Moon is also his character's sister? I feel like that's an important distinction to make...
Anyway, here's a site with his terrors both written and drawn. Read at your own risk; some of it is Not Safe For Work/Sanity.
And I'm not going to point you to an Oscar or Kefka The Dark One collection. It's for your own good.