Because you touch yourself at night

Because you touch other people at night.

Because you touch other people at night.

Hey now

Because you touch yourself at night

That's how the dinosaurs died. :<

Hey Hybrid

Stupid? I was under the impression that the general population of the world was smart, like me!

=D

I am so smart

Why are so many SO STUPID!?

I personally blame the piss poor Public K-12 schools. At least in America anyways.

Oh GOD, is no SPA topic safe from you cramming Marble Garden down its throat?

Maybe he's got the two confused?

so this is the price we pay for marble garden being dead for two months

it's not dead, it's just relocated

Zombie Newsnight?

I'd watch it.

Zombie Newsnight?

I'd watch it.

Yeah maybe me too but if they eat more then 8 brains on there i'm changing.

Zombie Newsnight?

I'd watch it.

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Yeah maybe me too but if they eat more then 8 brains on there i'm changing.

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I fail to see how the amount of brains eaten on a news program has anything to do with what outfit you are presently wearing.

Perhaps he perfers to watch brain eating in large amounts naked?

So that he may touch himself?

... that would be necrophiliac hard vore fetishism

Wouldn't surprise me a bit.

I forgot to put "Gentleman Suit" sorry my bad

Be careful, you might offend the zombies.

Why did I even think of posting this. You know what, forget it. You guys didn't help me at all. I'm better off talking the giant log I just left in my bathroom. And actually Jeff, it has nothing to do with the schools, it's the students. So, you know what, f@$% you guys. You can go touch yourself or touch each other or watch zombies eat brains in the nude. I don't care, because Dark Lord is taking his awesomeness elsewhere.

Byeee, we'll try to miss youuu. <3

This is the SPA, Darklord, you can't exactly expect us to take such a question seriously

please refrain from posting on the internet while insane

EDIT: censor didn't work!

Dudes, you guys got spam all over this topic. Don't we have a board for that??

I don't care, because Dark Lord is taking his awesomeness elsewhere.

Wow, I think that's the most coherent thing I've ever seen from him. And when I say 'ever', I do mean 'ever'.

Wait a minute! I thought I was the only member on this board who has 'Awesomeness'!

*Takes the awesomeness away from Eggpire*

Last poster wins!

*nabs awesomeness*

I am the last poster therefore the awesomeness is mine.

Also this is not the designated thread for this tomfoolery as games mod I order you all to cease and desist WPLWing now. The awesomeness stays with the last poster at the time of this posting, which conveniently is me. I am the awesome one.

ur doin it rong

Edit: What if we post at the same time? <_<

ur face is doin it rong

That was aimed at TTG

Your Mom was aimed at TTG

Um, may I please have my awesomeness back? I really kinda need it ya see there is this girl I'm trying to Impress so...please?

Can I have a million dollars?

*swipe*
Perhaps we could make some kind of...deal?
*eyes glow evilly*

New rule: every topic must (and will) degrade into WPLW.

then everyone loses

wh ydoesn't anyone touch me at night.

Oh, we do.

It's usually to steal a vital organ for the black market, though.

I'm touching you right now!

Because I am afraid I'll catch something