Seriously, he shouldn't be in Brawl, it's like, when he appears in a match, it will feel like a crappy obstacle I'll have to deal with. What a freakin' waste. Even fanboys of him know it's true, he won't be very fun in Brawl at all. He hasn't had a good game in a long time. When will this insanity end! Sakurai never ceases to amaze me. I mean, something new in Brawl is good, but this!? This is crazy. Mario, Samus, Fox, Link, Kirby, and just about every other character in Brawl has had more than one game worth mentioning.

How can people want him in at all!? Why do fanboys defend him? He is not that great. In fact, he sucks so much, I feel like throwing up! WHY IS HE IN BRAWL?! Ge only had one game that was probably ever good, the first one. All of you fanboys can argue all you want, but you know it's true.

If the most unoriginal character with the most unoriginal name ever can be in Brawl, than so can anyone else. I am only telling you the truth. I'm offended by his presence. He's not realistic, he has an incredibly stupid and generic name, and only one good game.

I don't know how to stress this enough. HE SHOULDN'T BE IN BRAWL AT ALL!!! Not to mention the fact that he's blue, that makes NO sense. Also, his red shoes are ugly.

Obviously, I'm talking about this punk right here:

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