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(@sonicsfan1991)
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its a good thing no one invented a new religion in a long time i'd hate for today's standards to be used.

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
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New religions have been created, at least at the cult level. None are recognized, however. ALL HAIL THE BIOMIGHTY!!!

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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cant there be one that idolizes a pretty sexy woman like jessica rabbit

 
 Pach
(@pach)
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There's a religion that idolizes ALL pretty sexy women.

It's called the Male sex.

 
(@hukos)
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Pach knows what's up.

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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yeah but that religion sounds awfully selective.

 
 Pach
(@pach)
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Nah not really, we're open to any and all races and all genders, although we do have a split branch that also idolizes all sexy women.

They're called lesbians.

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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oh i thought they were amzon women. if you worship wonder woman though i'm game.

 
 Pach
(@pach)
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OF COURSE WE WORSHIP WONDER WOMAN

That stunning personality and strength of conviction is a turn on for every man

(Plus, like, y'know, the whip)

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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waaaa i'm so in i want the lasso of truth treatment too.

 
 Pach
(@pach)
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You want Wonder Woman to do bondage to you?!

....can I join you

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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okay but it might get sticky

 
 Pach
(@pach)
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No 'might' about it!

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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take that glue out of your pocket then.

 
 Pach
(@pach)
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Baby that's not glue in my pocket!

 
(@hukos)
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TMI

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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gross dont save that, use a tissue next time you sneeze.

 
(@episonic)
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*godzilla facepalm*

I can't tell if that's some sort of euphemism or if you're really that stupid.

Although why does this thread beckon for some revival of the PiE phenomenon?

 
(@episonic)
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*godzilla facepalm*

I can't tell if that's some sort of euphemism or if you're really that stupid.

Although why does this thread beckon for some revival of the PiE phenomenon?

 
(@sailor-unicron)
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I can fix that if you want.

 
(@episonic)
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go ahead

 
(@sailor-unicron)
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I am the essence of PiE. Do you desire it?

 
(@episonic)
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Only always

 
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