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When did this thread go whoopa?

Whoopa?

can you get whoopa in jars?

In South Carolina, YEZ!!! I have ten boxes of Whoopa in my attic!

is it like whoop-ass, which comes in tins? oo

I don't know... Why don't you ask it?

o.o

*stares at a tin*

but.. what if it suddenly grows arms, legs and a mouth and starts singing a song about how saucy it's inside are at me, like in that baked beans advert? ;;

The beat it with a can-openner.

but what if i can't find a left-handed one?

*creates a left-handed can-opener*

*gives said can-opener to Becca*

You know, you can always Spork-Fu the thing to death if you need to.

*hits ranza over the head with her lefty tin-opener* ^^

sporking a tin of beans to death isn't easy until i get my hands on one of those metal sporks. i think there's a tinaniam (sp?) spork out there somewere. o-o

OW!!! *runs to a corner and cries rivers of chocolate*

oo!!

*catches and bottles all the chocolate, sells it on e-bay* ^^

Ewww gross *reports the auction to eBay for selling human bodily fluids*

but.. it's chocolate! try some! oo *waggles a spoon by nuch's mouth*

That doesn't excuse the fact that it's made from human tears! *kills Ramza's parents* The tears of orphans, no less! What kind of sick, twisted being would try to profit from the tears of orphans? =(

*Calls the police*

I have qualms about this whole affair.

Don't worry, the police will settle everything

The police will bottle the chocolate and sell it on ebay.

drat you all for stealing my idea and stopping me from getting flithy rich. *sulk* ;_;

*huggles Becca*

It'll be alright.