Sega Corporation makes a grand comeback into the world of video game hardware manufacturing with their Toylets, a new gaming platform with a whole new paradigm of user/game interaction. A pressure sensor is applied to a strategically-positioned location inside the porcelain hull of a public urinal, and the pressure exerted by a stream of urine aimed at the sensor serves as controls for minigames on a display embedded in the wall above the urinal. So far, there are four games:
Manneken Pis, in which the pressure of the stream is directly translated to how much liquid was urinated.
Graffiti Eraser, where graffiti on a wall is removed with a hose. The stronger the pressure of your urine, the faster the wall becomes pristine.
The North Wind and Her, in which a horny north wind tries to blow a dress off a girl. The stronger the pressure of your urine, the harder it blows.
Milk from Nose, a faux-sumo game in which two characters blow milk out of their noses to push the other out of the ring. The stronger pressure between you and the person that used that urinal before you wins. Yes, it’s a multiplayer game – albeit non-realtime.
The over-urinal screens can also display advertisements post-game, serving as a digital signage platform.
The urinals are still in development; Sega doesn’t even have a press package for distribution yet. I suppose we all just have to wait with bated urine breath.
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I for one can't wait for Sonic Urinals.
Oh I got better joke: I for one can't wait for the Sonic the Hedgehog #1! ROFL LOLRZ!
okay everyone as dedicated sonic fans we all have to buy this no matter the cost we support SEGA!!!! oh wait wait.... shoot aint for girls >___<
shoot aint for girls >___<
No thats pro mode. (Watch the first 15 minutes of the full monty.)
Pat L Hedgehog is vindicated! He must be gloating!
I for one can not wait to play Milk from Nose. Finally I can see once and for all if my urination power is stronger than the rest of the world. That being said they should definitely include online play (really the best in world) complete with leaderboards for all games.
Pat L Hedgehog is vindicated! He must be gloating!
Question is would Pat gloat about this? *ponders for a moment* Yeah, probably!
Wait, I thought urinal-based video games already existed? D: I swear I've heard about something like this before... Oh well, more power to ya Sega. Gonna make some epic yen off those drunken salarymen. 
Finally I can see once and for all if my urination power is stronger than the rest of the world.
You may be strong, but do you have what it takes to last 10 rounds against THE KING?
As for leaderboards, I'd be waiting to see how long they go before they get corrupted. You know somebody's gonna smuggle a Super Soaker into the bathroom.
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DOUBLE ADD: EVEN MORE!!!
I can see the potential for this system...
COMING SOON!
THE PISSING OF THE DEAD!
IT'S NOT JUST GOOD, IT'S F___ING DELICIOUS!
A secret agent: immaculate, intelligent, a rookie... They call him only "P"... His identity - a mystery...
"You ever gonna tell anyone what the f___in' "P" stands for?"
"No."
THEY CAME FOR BRAINS. YOU WILL GIVE THEM... PISS.
"They're coming! Remember, use short, controlled bursts!"
WHEN RELOAD APPEARS, DO A RIMSHOT. THE GUN WILL BE RELOADED.
"Argh! Let go of me!"
"Quick! Shake your weapon!"
Be sure to save the last squirt for yourself...
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For all your lightgun shooting needs and some other insanity too.
Microsoft is on the verge of announcing a rival platform to the Sega Urinal, code named Little John. Can you say real-time multiplayer Electronic Battleship?
Coming soon: Urinecraft! 
My thoughts on this can be summed up thus:
HA HA
OH WOW
That is all. Also, I was hoping someone would make a Pat l reference. Glad you guys didn't fail me. <3
I agree with Silver here. I saw the title and said to myself "Pat L hit this up hard dint he.." Man. thats effing weird. Urinal game.s Yeah, I'd be the idiot with the Super Soaker 3000. Never losing to you all XD
