This be a thread dedicated to quotes in video games. Meaningful or not you can post them here regardless.
Dialogue between characters is fine, too.
"You better be drunk!"
-Carl Johnson (after colliding with another car as he drives)
"Impossible is just a word people use to make themselves feel better when they quit."
-Vyse (Skies of Arcadia)
"HENSHIN-A-GO-GO BABY!"
-Viewtiful Joe (Viewtiful Joe series)
"JET SET RADIOOOOO!"
-DJ Professor K (Jet Set Radio series)
Tails:"Oh wow! It changed shape! Did you see that?!"
Sonic:*Gives Tails a "Thank you, Captain Obvious." look*
-Sonic Adventure
Oh lord...man this is a wonderful topic. I used to have so many quotations...but I can't come to think of them right now. I'll be back here to put some as I come across them though.
Ooo... game quotes. I just have to put this here. 
Tails: Look at all thoes Eggman's robots!
- Sonic Heroes
"What's wrong?" from Metal Gear Solid
only because it was said after I killed every person in an area except one guy, and he kept walking around saying that over and over and over and over
EDIT: oh yeah and,
"Keep the Sun always in your heart!" from Boktai because those stupid sun quotes always made me laugh =/
"Do not belittle the power of the wind"
-Sheba, Golden Sun: The Lost Age(may not be exact quote)
"Yosh!"
-Dr. Eggman (when picking up a chao or otherwise interacting with it)
Dr.Eggman and his wierd attempts to talk to chao.
Random thing to come to mind was something a Marine said in Halo 3, after I took out several enemies with a grenade or rocket, I think. The way it was said is part of what made it humorous though, that doesn't come across as well through text.
Marine: "That was a lot of people dying at once."
There's a lot of funny stuff from the Halo series actually, but I can't remember the exact wording of most of the quotes.
Marine: [while in a Scorpion after a Ghost is taken out] "Tank beats Ghost!"
Marine: [Hunters are taken out] "Tank beats Hunter!"
Marine: [Covenant drop ship explodes] "Tank beats everything!"
"It's just a box."
i can't believe i'm the first one to say
"all your base are belong to us" (not entirely sure if it's the exact quote...)
also,
Grunt: WAAAAAAH (death by grenade)
Other Grunt: He was my best friend....
"The captain of crunch" - Announcer on SSX after seriously effing up a trick and basically dying.
"That's a sweet funky dope manuever" - SSX after doing a sweet funky dope manuever. 😛
I'm sure there are others...I just can't think of any right now. And i'm sure Ready 2 Rumble had some good ones...I just can't remember. >_<
"Show your MOVES!"
Liquid:"Snaaaaaaakeeee!!!!"
Liquid, in the original MGS, everytime he saw Snake.
Sonic:"Long time no see,<insert character name here>."
Every Sonic game.
Mario:"It me, Mario."
Every Mario game.
"Do a barrel roll."
I know it from Star Fox but I forgot who said that one.
Quote:
"Show your MOVES!"
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Quote:
"SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!"
Fixed
"We're heavily Outnumbered, but as long as we keep our heads we should kick ass!"
-Unnamed Triad member (Grand theft Auto:San Andreas
Right after he said that some guy hiding in the mansion shot his head off.
"Outnumbered, but still no match"[or something along those lines]. - Shadow from SH when at most...3 enemies come running up to us. Anyone want to take a stab at why that's somewhat special. lol
"Good! You're brave. Take this Island Yoyo. You may think this yoyo is just a toy but it's very powerful. Mike! you're an ace pitcher. Use it!"
-Chief Coralcola from StarTropics
"Now begin the test of island courage!"
-Sister of the Chief in Coralcola, from StarTropics
"IT'S DANGEROUS OUT THERE. TAKE THIS."
-Old man in a cave, from Legend of Zelda
"You have no chance of survive! Make your time! AHAHAHAHAH!"
"Oh-no! Someone set us up the bomb!"
"All your base are belong to us!"
Oh come on guys... what the hell is wrong with you? Why am I the first to include these quotes?
       
"The weak get swept up by the currents of fate, while the strong drink it up...Today, my fate is bitter as well."
"Blacker than a moonless night, Hotter and more Bitter than Hell itself... THAT is coffee "
Godot wins all quote contests.
TOPIC OVER
(at least until someone quotes Mia <3 )
You forgot a few things:
"Ha...!"
"That's one of my rules."
And, naturally:
"Death has no meaning in this courtroom!"
Oh, and don't forget:
"Die, Monster! You don't belong in this world!"
"It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute!"
"Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"
"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"
Quote:
"IT'S DANGEROUS OUT THERE. TAKE THIS."
-Old man in a cave, from Legend of Zelda
fix'd:
...okay, maybe the image part is a little off.
I am Error. - Zelda 2 NPC glitch
"We were born of nightmares... To take over this world, we made the Wind Fish sleep endlessly! If the Wind Fish
doesn't wake up, this island will never disappear! We would have been the masters of this place...But you had to come here and disrupt our plans! Heh heh! You can never defeat us!!! Let's rumble!" ~ Final Nightmares
"This island is going to disappear... Our world is going to disappear... Our world... Our... world..." ~ Final Nightmares
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...I AM THE WIND FISH...LONG HAS BEEN MY SLUMBER...IN MY DREAMS...AN EGG APPEARED AND WAS SURROUNDED BY AN ISLAND, WITH PEOPLE, ANIMALS, AN ENTIRE WORLD! ... ... ... ...BUT, VERILY, IT BE THE NATURE OF DREAMS TO END! WHEN I DOST AWAKEN, KOHOLINT WILL BE GONE...ONLY THE MEMORY OF THIS DREAM LAND WILL EXIST IN THE WAKING WORLD...SOMEDAY, THOU MAY RECALL THIS ISLAND...THAT MEMORY MUST BE THE REAL DREAM WORLD...... ... ... ...COME, LINK ...LET US AWAKEN...TOGETHER!!" ~ the Wind Fish
All from LoZ: Link's Awakening. I do love that game.
"Link checked out the chest. Wow! This is a nice chest!" - Link's Awakening again
Oh, and one of my favorite lines from Trials and Tribulations. This might qualify as spoilers since it's from Case 3-5, so I'll just slap it in the appropriate tags...
Spoilers (Select To Read): After Larry provides his painting of Iris flying through the sky above a fiery bridge...
Edgeworth: "ARE...!"
Franziska: "YOU...!"
Judge: "HIGH! The girl in this painting... she's really high up!"
Much lulz ensued
"There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins!"
-Gruntilda the Witch
Gotta love a villain who speaks in rhyme, and Grunty has several quotable pieces of dialouge.
Quote:
I am Error. - Zelda 2 NPC glitch
That's no glitch, actually... 'tis the guy's name. 
lmao, Zero is right
Akihiko: Well, enough with the introductions. I think we're about ready...
Junpei: Ooh, we're gonna go do something?
Junpei: Sweetness!
Akihiko: With this many people, we can start exploring that place.
Yukari: You mean... Tartarus...?
Junpei: Tartarus...? What's that? ...Sounds like toothpaste.
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Junpei: Dude, I'm in serious trouble!
Junpei: I haven't studied at all for the exams.
Junpei: Have you?
Main: {Heck yeah!}
Junpei: What!?
Junpei: You're hanging me out to dry?
Junpei: We're buddies!
Junpei: We should fail together!
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Junpei: No one's back yet, and we have school in the morning.
Junpei: We probably shouldn't go to Tartarus tonight.
Main: {No, we're going.}
Junpei: Listen to me, man.
Junpei: We shouldn't go tonight.
Junpei: Besides, it would be just you and me there.
Junpei: You know, like, Brokeback Tartarus.
Junpei: ...So just forget about it.
Oh Junpei... <3
Quote:
That's no glitch, actually... 'tis the guy's name.
Seriously? I thought the game had a spaz in it. Still, I stand by the quote. XD
Gregg: Bloody things. I hate those bloody cats. The way they 'meow' and p*ss everywhere. And their s*** just smells bloody awful.
SA2- Sonic: "Those robots are a total pain in the.."
Unused voice clip.
Quote:
Gregg: Bloody things. I hate those bloody cats. The way they 'meow' and p*ss everywhere. And their s*** just smells bloody awful.
Paint Pot: Hey Franky, I think there's a squirrel that's just coming in through the door. I think it's your turn to kick his... is it his turn?
Paint Brush: Yeah, it's Franky's turn to kick his ass.
Franky: I ain't kickin' it. Why do I always have to kick his ass?
Paint Pot: Oh Franky, just shut up and go over there and kick his ass for @#%$'s sake.
Paint Brush: Yeah, I'm a paint brush, I don't kick ass.
Paint Pot: Yeah and I'm a paint pot anyway. What could I do? I'm a @#%$' paint pot.
From Freespace 2
"DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!"
If you've played it, you'll know it.
Castor wins. That is all.
Wait, no that's not all.
Half-Life 2:
"Tell me, Doctor Freeman, if you can: you have destroyed so much... what is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing?! I thought not." - Dr. Breen
"For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation. Which is to say, in layman's terms, you should give serious consideration to doing your part for the revival of the species." -Dr. Kleiner
"Is Dr. Kleiner really telling everyone to.....'get busy?'" - Alyx Vance
Bioshock
"When Picasso became bored of painting people, he started representing them as cubes and other abstract forms. The world called him a genius! I've spent my entire surgical career creating the same tired shapes, over and over again: the upturned nose, the cleft chin, the ample bosom. Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could do with a knife what that old Spaniard did with a brush?" - Dr. Steinmann
"It was not impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea. It was impossible to build it anywhere else." - Andrew Ryan
"They call this tenderloin? If you served this in any restaurant in New York, they'd laugh you out of town!" -Splicer
Psychonauts
Razputin: My name...
Coach Oleander: Starts with a "D"!
Razputin: ...is Razputin.
Raz: Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!
Lili: OH MY GOD! Let's make out!
The Milkman: I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.
Raz: I am baking a pie.
"Pie-making Wife" G-Man: You better not be trying to steal my husband...tramp.
Pie-making Wife" G-Man: Although over time, my husband will desire me less, sexually, he will always enjoy my pies.
Pie-making Wife" G-Man: For the last several years, I have relied on prescription medication to make it through the days.
Katamari Damacy
"It is not your fault. It is our fault for believing in you." - King of all Cosmos
You'll notice the lack of Portal quotes. If I started, I'd end up typing the entire script
KotoR 2: (can't remember the exact quotes)
You: *Force persuasion* Give me all your money and go jump off that cliff.
Guy: Hey yeah, that way we'll reach the ground faster! Here, take my wallet, see ya! *jumps off cliff*.
Also from KotoR: Anything said by HK-47, the best and most badass robot in all history.
HK47 was awesome.
MEATBAG!!
Can't remember it exactly, but something like this.
"Holy cow! You ruined my plans" - Geese Howard from Fatal Fury. As you can see he was greatly upset by me ruining his plans. 😛
Bump from the grave!
"Would you kindly?" -Bioshock (Those who played it know.)
"It's good, isn't it?" -MGS4 (Ditto.)
"I just love to sing-- what can I say? What do you like to do, THIEF?" - Marin
Edgeworth: OBJECTION! This piece of evidence contradicts your testimony!
???: No, it doesn't!
Edgeworth: *takes damage* (Argh! Maybe that wasn't the right choice?)
And I hate to get started with Portal, but I'll just post my all-time favorite GLaDoS quote.
"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
There was even going to be a party for you.
A big party that all your friends were invited to.
I invited your best friend the Companion Cube.
Of course, he couldn't come because yooou murdered him.
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file:
Unlikeable.
Liked by no one.
A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.'
That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
prince: "ignorant PIG! i want to die when i think his blood runs in our vains"
elemental gearbolt.
Hahahah! Nice Ultra!
Bang Shishigami: "They call me the divine lightning of justice."
Bang Shishigami: "Quicker than the wind, and more still than a forest! Hotter than flames and more magnificent than a mountain!"
Bang Shishigami: " Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan!"
Bang Shishigami: " I wasn't doing anything!"
Bang Shishigami: " By the sweat of my brow..."
Yea...i'm all about some Bang. lol
