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Why Console Fanboys Can Burn In Hell

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(@sandygunfox)
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Link

I'd type out a huge rebuke of every "fact" this idiot says but this thing is like 13 minutes long and I can't be assed.

 
(@thecycle)
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Um... it's a joke.

 
(@weirdo)
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"UUUUHM UUUUUUHHH UUMMMMM .. It's a fact folks, look it up!"

Its one of the most boring videos I've seen. Its got its funny moments, but otherwise its far too long.

 
(@the-impossible-box)
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YOU HAVE TO PLUG IT IN TO CHARGE IT

 
(@Anonymous)
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Did you actually believe this was serious in any way?

Jesus.

 
(@Anonymous)
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SX... SX.

SX.

Yeah. If you aren't kidding me right now I'm going to crawl out of your computer screen and kill you where you sit.

 
(@jeffery-mewtamer)
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Can some give me a link to a downloadable version? or a text summary? My computer hates streaming media even more then I do.

 
(@john-taylor_1722027898)
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This was on UK Resistance wasn't it?

Edit: If Pat came on here would that be ironic? I don't know anymore.

 
(@sandygunfox)
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It's a joke, but I've seen people take a lot of it as fact. I first suspected it was a joke abut three minutes into it, then confirmed it when he talked about endurance.

 
(@abac-child)
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i agree 100%

 
(@john-taylor_1722027898)
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With what? Why Console Fanboys can burn in heck or with the man in the DS video.
EXPLAIN YOURSELF! *POINTS*

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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My client has nothing to explain about, the direction of his testimony is flawless! Let's look at the facts: his statement follows SX the Kitsune's, and he doesn't use quote tags or copy/paste's anyone else's into his post, which on the internet clearly means that he was commenting on SX's post exclusively.

THEREFORE, MY CLIENT HAS NO NEED TO 'EXPLAIN' HIMSELF. HIS POST CLEARLY MEANT THAT HE AGREED WITH SX '100%'!! **insert various "surprise" sound effects and noise from the audience**

 
(@john-taylor_1722027898)
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I would respond but I am laughing too much.

 
(@spite_1722585799)
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It's certainly a long unrewarding joke. The joke is you've watched the full video and made the unshaven guy an Internet celebrity for 15 minutes.

 
 Pach
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Your client is lying! Carefully inspect the clients appearance! Does this appear to be a person confident with their testimony?

Given the client in questions recent endeavours, where he only posts short responses, it is quite clear that the client is hiding something!

I request that court be adjourned for another day of investigation, your honor.

(Couldn't resist 😛 )

 
(@antipode)
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Psx's post didn't really make me laugh.

But Pachamac's did XD

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Let's try to stay on-topic, people.

...

*coughs*

 
(@the-impossible-box)
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Why, Prosecutor Edgesworth!

What are you doing in that white abyss with your desk?

 
 THS
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This thread may be dying now, but just so you know: The PSP sucks, apparently.

(And yes I realise it's a joke 8O)

 
(@abac-child)
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i was agreeing with him about that the ds eats psp dust

 
(@the-impossible-box)
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Abac, what's wrong with you?

 
(@sandygunfox)
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LOL Look it up. Look it up on Google.

Also, the DS CAN SURF THE INTERNET AND IT HAS SPEAKERS.

Oh yeah. And it's because Sony is Japanese. Nintendo is All-American, baby!

...Wait.

 
(@john-taylor_1722027898)
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*Cant wait for the X-boy*
ITS GOING TO BE HUEG!!
=)

 
(@sandygunfox)
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BUT THE DS HAS SPEAKERS!!!!!1

 
(@john-taylor_1722027898)
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YEAH BUT THE XBOY IS GONNA BE LIKE YOU CAN PLAY HALO ON IT AND IT WILL BE PORTABLE AND YOU CAN COMPLETE THE LIBRARY LEVEL IN A LIBRARY.

LOLZ.

EDIT: WOOOOOOOOOOO 1500 Posts. 500 more till skit. *has said too much...*

 
(@sandygunfox)
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BUT THE DS HAS SPEAKERS!!!!!1

OH and Sony sucks because they're a JApanese company!!!!1

It's a fact folks! Look it up!1

Look it up on Google!!!1

 
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