A man looking to collect on a debt broke into the house of 60-year-old woman in Brazil's Federal District, holding her hostage for ten hours on the business end of a Sega Light Phaser.
The Light Phaser, the light gun that shipped with the Sega Master System, must be fairly common in Brazil, considering how incredibly popular the 8-bit console was in the country-it was one of Sega's strongest markets.
Fortunately, the man released his hostage, unharmed, after negotiating with police (and brandishing a pair of actual deadly knives). "Unharmed" means we can all laugh about it now! In fact, heroic tipster Gustavo even gave us a free joke: "Of course he would not be able to hurt his victim - we can see that the gun was NOT plugged into the console." ROFL!!
Is it bad that I'm laughing at this?
It's not bad that you're laughing at that. You are engaging in a noble act by laughing at this tomfoolery. I remember an incident where a chick was sucking on the joystick of a Sega game machine at an arcade in Seattle. Can't remember if the chick was hot or not though.
A man looking to collect on a debt broke into the house of 60-year-old woman in Brazil's Federal District, holding her hostage for ten hours on the business end of a Sega Light Phaser.
The Light Phaser, the light gun that shipped with the Sega Master System, must be fairly common in Brazil, considering how incredibly popular the 8-bit console was in the country-it was one of Sega's strongest markets.
Fortunately, the man released his hostage, unharmed, after negotiating with police (and brandishing a pair of actual deadly knives). "Unharmed" means we can all laugh about it now! In fact, heroic tipster Gustavo even gave us a free joke: "Of course he would not be able to hurt his victim - we can see that the gun was NOT plugged into the console." ROFL!!
Is it bad that I'm laughing at this?
I love that. XDXD! And Rishi...what!? Sucking on a joystick?! Of course you would know of this...only you. LOL
I love that. XDXD! And Rishi...what!? Sucking on a joystick?! Of course you would know of this...only you. LOL
Nah man, I actually read about it in an ooooooooooooold Dreamcast magazine from 1999. 
I remember something about a man sitting on a steering wheel gear stick and it entering a bad place.
I remember something about a man sitting on a steering wheel gear stick and it entering a bad place.
Seen similar in a few doujinshi, though a female was doing it.
You did? Quickly, we must find this piece and get rid of it so the rest of the world cannot view its horrible contents!
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Just... don't be alarmed if you never actually see me throw it away. >>
You did? Quickly, we must find this piece and get rid of it so the rest of the world cannot view its horrible contents!
>.>
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Just... don't be alarmed if you never actually see me throw it away. >>
XDXD! Wow...such freaks and weirdos hang out at arcades. *will be playing Hydro Thunder at the local arcade tonight at 8pm CST*
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Uhh... I... suddenly feel the urge to actually try this... Wonder if the folks at the local Bank Of America would fall for this? j/k
Seriously, people can't possibly be THIS retarded... can they?
I scared... *hugs pillow*
Seriously, people can't possibly be THIS retarded... can they?
They can. Haven't you ever heard of the Westboro Baptist Church?
