Not to funny..oh well!
1. Whenever you need to get across a puddle, you try to get your dog to morph into a hoverjet
2. Whenever a bully gets in your way, you keep trying to charge up your fist to do more damage
3. You bring a thermas around every where you go so if your life runs low you can charge it up
4. You keep saying that everyone's last name is "Man"
5. Your not Mega
6. People stay away from you cause your known to pull down your pants and take out your "Z-saber"
7. You won't go climbing because your afraid of Rock Man
8. You keep opening and closing your refridgerator in hopes that Dr. Light might show up and give you an armor piece
9. One time you tried to blow up the stove hoping that fire man would be destroyed
10. You can't help but waste your entire life sitting in front of a computer screen reading and writing silly messages in Mega Man forums!!!
1. You can answer the exact weapon to use on every boss and say how much damage it does.
2. You've made up your own ideas for what weapons to use on what bosses and decided how much damage each does.
3. Regular music sounds boring and only makes you think how much better MM music is.
4. You can write an essay on whether Mega Man really would have fired at Wily in MM7, whether MM and MMX are really the same character, and what Proto Man's correct name should be.
5. You try to train your pets to be weapons or give you items.
6. You'll actually watch any episode of the MM cartoon, no matter how bad it is.
7. You've bought a game system specifically because it has a Mega Man game on it.
8. You've built Mega Man characters out of Lego's and reenacted game scenes.
9. You spend an entire day listening to MM MIDIs to decide which ones are really the best.
10. You legally change your name to something music-related.
I have a few reasons.
1. Watch the TV show for 7 years. Going onto 8.
2. Knowing how many games there are.
3. Having action figures and models displayed on a shelf in my room.
4. Having every episode taped of the show.
5. Reading Mandie Paughs book series 🙂
6. Well I was in a Ceramics class in school. Lets just say that I made my own placks, and models of MegaMan and Rush. I got a 100+ for a grade. :lol
Those might be funny (Z-saber *lol* cracks me up) but there is no such thing as too much megaman! Well, that depends on your point of view.
~~echofoxx 2k1
Those might be funny (Z-saber *lol* cracks me up..nice one Zero) but there is no such thing as too much megaman! Well, that depends on your point of view.
~~echofoxx 2k1
woops..posted twice. sorry 'bout that
~~echofoxx 2k1
For me, I used to make Koopaling stuff in art class. 😛 Then in cartooning, I made a Sonic & Tails animation cell.
Um Zero hate to tell you this but rockman is the japanesse version of megamans name, he's not a robot master.
another thing, I do most of the following things you said =)
I've played MMX with my legos for christ sake, and I buy anything with megaman on it, (Except wierd things that no one will ever want in their right mind) I was subjected to torchuring myself watching the servebots (lego men) wander aimlessly and give off the annoying voices, and I HATE TRON BONNE NOW!!! THANX TO THAT ONE FRICKEN GAME!!!!!!!
But first...
I used to play MagaMan with my legos too.Actually I just built MM cars.I remember what Zero's car looked like.A giant red wall with wheels. ^_^ (I was only seven)
Here's my reasons you played too much MagaMan...
1. Always digging in people's yard's and trying to find the
remains or Dr.Light's lab to set free MegaMan X.
2. You always try to rebuild MegaMan when you loose your
last life in the game.
3. You always wanted to be an astronaut so you can blast off
into outer space to try to find Star Man
4. When one of your MegaMan games break you try to find
Dr.Light so he can fix it.
5. Every thing you own has MegaMan on it.
6. Every Halloween you dress up as MegaMan
7. Every Halloween You dress your dog up as Rush so the
both of you can go out and try to find Dr.Wily.
8. You always go to the zoo and try to find Snake Man.
9. When you're at that zoo you go to the elephant's cage and
attack the elephant because you think it's Flame Mammoth
in disguise.
10. You try to attack that elephant with your X-Buster.
11. You have gone to every MM site on the web.
12.You remember the name and every thing that's on those web sites
Well that's all I can think of for now.
1: You think that the roboticizer is a good thing!
2: Every day you hope for rain so when your little sister goes out to play she'll get rusty. (Ironically, {bad pun!}, my little sister came up with that.)
3: When surfing the web and hearing a MIDI from MM, you can recognize what game and level it was from.
You see a petite woman in a blue parka and have an impulse to shoot her because you think she's Iceman. (Honestly, this happened to me just this morning!)
to start, I can actually hear an mp3 or midi and recognize it....well, most of the time
1. You keep looking in tin cans hoping it is FlipTop and he'll give you an item.
2. You see fire and try to put it out with DiveMan's weapon
3. You put on a visor, red helmet, and yellow scarf and run around the neighboorhood and scream, "I am ProtoMan! Fear me!"
4. Someone hits you, so you point a flashlight at them and turn it on, saying, "Plasma Power!"
5. You recognized that the old Dragonball Z's Goku is the same voice as the cartoon MegaMan(it is, i swear!)
that's all for now
1. You tried to build a real-life version of Megaman with household items.
2. You actually did it.
That's all I can come up with.
Why don't we just try to make it 1000 combined reasons? So far we have 50. So i'll start from 51. (these 1000 lists are fun!)
51. You jumped up and tried to do a mid-air dash.
52. You actually pulled it off.
53. You keep calling you friend Zero.
54. You picked up a stick and beat your mortal enemy with it screaming: "DIE DR. WILY!"
55. You scream in your mind "Guilty!" to at least 15 of these you've read.
56. You or one of your friends once started dancing like Data.
57. Your G/F broke up with you because you accidently called her "Roll"
58. You're straining your mind thinking of reasons.
Roll isn't MegaMan's g/f
59.You always put on a jaket when your nere a cow thinking it's Blizzard Baoffulo.
60.You try to blow up a dumster hoping to kill JunkMan
61.You can hum evry theme from the MM games.
62.When you see a bettle you run like heck thinking it's one of Gravity Bettle's freinds.
63.If' you find a yellow scarf on the floor you run arond screaming "ProtoMan's dead!"
64. When you beat someone up, you put your hand on their forehead and expect to get a new weapon.
65. You don't feel stupid after doing No. 64
66. You fear anyone with long blonde hair.
67. You got an F on an essay because it was about "Why Zero could beat the tar out of Bass"
68. You always keep your bedroom door locked at night becuase otherwise the Robot Masters would get you.
lol i do(or did)most of that stuff before so i play to much mm ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs into a wall* oww
69. you get an red AIBO and a robotick cat that you paint green and call it Rush and Tango.
70.You try to ride the AIBO like a Rush jet and axidently crush it.
lol
71. You know every line in every Megaman Cartoon.
72. You did your last english class essay on Dr. Light.
73. You got a 100% on it.
74. You name your cat Tango, your dog Rush, and your bluebird Beat. (A person at THORTRC has a cta name Tango)
75.You try to ride your dog like Rush Cycle.
76. You teach your cat to curl into a ball and bounce around the room.
77. Your bird can fly you around, bring you items, and destory your enemies.
78. You get a forge, and make an armor like your favorite person off of Megaman.
79. You wear it to school.
80. You threaten to shoot ppl with plsama power.
81. You can do a prefect Impression of megaman.
82. When someone kicks your butt you say: "I'll get Zero on your butt next time!"
83. You check this forum hourly
84. You're wondering if this list will really reach 1000
85. You've beaten MMX6 with only X (on areas where you can choose)
86. You throw Lego men at people saying "Kill them my Servebots! Kill for Daddy!"
87. You actually killed somebody in the manner above.
88. You swear you see Servebots steal your things at night.
89.You glue your dog on your back hoping that youll be able to fly
90.You try to wall jump but fails and gets hurt
91.You try it again (and again and again, and so on)
(wow, there are so many of my ideas stolen
92. You painted your bike helmet like X's and wired it to map out your neighbor hood in green blocks above your head.
93. You know what the hell I'm talking about.
94. You have an idea for number 95.
(Im gonna get nr.100 )
95.You build a castle in shape of a skull
96.You actualy live in it
97.You Deleat your whole hard drive and fills it with megaman pics.
98. You have made all the pics. yourself, and they look good
99. You mailbomb nintendo for not giving you the original tapes with the megaman serie
100. Youve renamed everyone on your icq list (or whatever u use) to megaman characters, bosses etc.
(wow, made it to 100 ^^)
Dang this is hard ummmm..................
101.When you paly Capcon V.s Marvel you alway pick Servebot and Mega Man on your team.
102.You think Eggman is brilliant.
1...........0........3 can't do any more.
hehe, watch me come to 110 (it will be hard through)
(since u didnt make a 103 Ill do it)
103. You Put a magnet on your head and claim that your magnet man
104. You throw magnets at ppl
105. You break into a museum for large animals (if there is one of those) to get a large enough snake to put on your head
(OK no more of those copy robot master things, it no fun that way )
106. Youve changed your first name to Mega and your last name to Man
107. You see a spot in the roof that looks week and you try to break it by jumping up in it
108. Youre so desperate to see a megaman movie that youd even accept Disney to do it
109. Youre so desperate to see a megaman movie that youd even accept Leonardo di caprio playing megaman
110. Youre remaking the 8-bit games into 16-bit on the computer and hope that capcom or nintendo will make them into snes games
MOHAHAHAHA, I can go on forever (ermm...no i cant, but atleast for another 10 or so...maybe alot more, i donno ^^)
111.You know why the heck the call that cat Neon Tiger.
112.Youll' be the one to reach 1ooo
113.You call say all the RobotMastersMavric's, and enimies from memory.
114.You like StarWar and Star Trek a little too much
115.You know what Trek means.
don't got no more
116. You have a blue prints in your room for all of X's armors.
117. You've actualy built some of them
118. You wear them to school
119. You've revived this topi a bunch of times because you're determined to reach 1000
120. You're saving every single One of these reasonson a notepad incase this list is deleted.
121. You've lost countless hours of sleep thinking of reasons.
122. You memorized the entire script to MMX6.
123. You were bored enough to play it that many times to memorize it.
124. You've made at least 30 contributions to this list.
125. You've memorized the name of every chip on Mega Man Battle Network.
126. You even knw all the letters that a certain chip comes in.
127. You collected every chip and every letter that chip comes in.
128. You've been to this board several times but only visited this forum.
129. You've started a Megaman cult
1...3...0...I can't think of anymore now...
back ; )
130. You started mixing characters and created a Megachu
131. You killed yourself hoping your parents would revive you as megaman ( i wanted that when i was a kid, hehe)
132. Everytime you see a old man in a machine (lets say power shovel, dictionary didnt give me any better word ^^') and you start throwing stones at him
133. Youve made a special edition of your comp., which looks like megaman
134. Youve made a special edition of your screen, which looks like megamans helmet (dude, those 2 would be cool!)
135. You just sit all days listening to megaman music (doin NOTHING else)
136. When u hear a megaman song, you can tell which game and which robot master, or that, its from
137. you know exactly how far you would have gotten on that stage when u hear a megaman song.
138.You keep a phone lable with you incase a crisis comes up so u can "plug in" and fix it.
139. In your whole house there is only paintings of megaman on the walls.
140. You keep dancing datas dance (from legends if you arent that big a fan to know that : P )
I can't think of any more because I'm writing in the night.
141. You don't trust any mechanics.
142. You went to a party and did Data's dance.
143. You didn't feel stupid after doing #142
144. Somebody actually thought the dance was cool
145. You beat all who said you were dumb after doing #142 with your Z-saber
146. The only post icons on this MB you use are the MegaMan ones.
147. You want to see the Japanese Rockman cartoon based on MMBN.
148. You made a MM patch to fight your cravings.
I got a couple...
149. You waste night and day during your spring break playing ALL the games over and over again.
150. You wet yourself every time you hear the name "Wily"
151. You have sent 22 letters to Capcom waiting for them to approve of your desire for a Megaman X anime on TV that actually goes along with the series.
I'll get back to you later.
"If we're all just a bad nightmare... then... we're wrong in thinking so. We are a golden dream that will forever be in someone...or something's mind." -quote from me.
152. You check the ist hourly to see if it's been updated.
153. When you made the MM patch you sold it to other people who have an obsession with MM.
154. You then used the money tobuy MM merchendise.
155. You made a desktop theme revolving around MM.
156. You tried to make and online MM game for people to play.
157. You actually succeeded.
158. It was a hit.
159. You woke up afterwards.
160. You looked through the openning pic to the Robot Mueseum and picked out all of the characters.
161. When playing power stone, you only use Accel, Falcon, or Pete and only play as player 3.
162. You broke several appliances by slamming your head into them trying to "jack in."
163. You are afraid to travel to far away from your home page on the internet because you might get lost in the maze.
164. You think viruses are all over the internet waiting to attack.
165. You break out humming random themes from variuous MM titles at work/school
166. You're not embarassed afterwards.
167. You've translated zenny to a bunch of different language and found some related words.
168. You actually understood what I said in #167
1. you have every single mm game on computer,
2. You painted your dog red and named it rush
3.you stick your tongue in a socket hoping sparkman will come out and fight you
4.you think Dr. wily and Dr. Light are acually Santa Claus and Albert Einstein
5.you go to a nuclear waste facility and try to find Toxic Seahorse
How'z dem applz, BOYZ?!
1139: Your skin turns darker everytime you steal a drink or break a vending machine.
1140: You read in the newpaper about yourself being refered to as "a mysterious character who is vandalizing the town."
BTW, I love Sonic, you could have just used the edit button instead of posting immediately after yourself.
1141: You bring all kinds of junk to a girl dressed in red and white, and expect her to make something useful out of it.
1142: You see a woman being chased by a dog, and you're afraid to save her because you think she's Tron Bonne.
1143: You kick a garbage pail expecting the lid to either stay on or fly six feet into the air.
1144: If the lid stays on after you do #1143, you root through the garbage looking for something useful.
1145: Someone asks you what your name is, and you say "Hippopotamus."
1146: You watch the same TV channel for a long time, expecting it to be a loop of the same sequence of scenes over and over.
1147: You broke your PC trying to "jack in" to it.
1148: You broke your girlfriend's piano by trying to "jack in" to it.
1149: You broke the local TV station van by trying to "jack in" to it. (Okay, I'm stuck in a rut here...)
1150: The smallest girl in your class is angry at you because you called her "Forehead."
1151: You try to convince your local TV station that you're a contestant for "Dangerous Games."
1152: You attempt to buy a plane ticket to Kattelox Island or Electopia.
1153: You got kicked out of the airport for doing #1152 so much.
1154: You march right into a subway station and expect to get a free ticket because you're a student.
(Whoo! That's fourteen!)
I've played so much MM that I try to push his incredible awesomeness on anyone who'll listen!
i've had sexual thoughts about roll, and rush, and eddy... well just kidding about the last two, but yeah roll is hot...
Hello everbody!
Wicked Stick: Eeewww...That's not a pretty thing to imagine. And why do so many sickos think Roll is hot? That REALLY bugs me...
Anyway, now to help revive the topic!
1155: Your dad bought you MMBN3 the day before yesterday and you've already got over 8 hours and 50 minutes in. ((Guilty!))
1156: You're so desperate to see the MMBN TV show that you'd download episodes off the internet if you knew a site you could get it from. ((Very guilty.))
1157: You can still think of funny reasons.
1158: You post more than 3 reasons per post. ((Well, I guess this means I'm guilty.))
1159: You've designed a fan-robot and given it a music-related name.
1160: And said robot is NOT a cheap re-color.
1161: You are six years old. You finish a Megaman game within a day using savestates. Then you pester your big sister for more. (Guess whose little brother is guilty of this? AGGH!)
1162: You think there may be some odd connection between Cutman and Edward Scissorhands.
1163: It dawns on you that poor Roll is some kind of Stepford wife.
1164: You wonder when Pharaoh Man will make an appearance on Stargate SG-1.
1165: After a hard day of playing Megaman, you crawl into bed. You start to doze off... and your fingers start twitching as though you were playing the game.
whenever you play gameboy, you say "JACK IN!"
...
you get surgery to have the end of your arm a gun
...
you get the newest megaman game right when they get them
...
you did all what i said...
202020020202. you actually Play megaamanananana
Counting the ones two posts up we're on 1170? And I won't count the last post cuz it's obviously a "screw around" post... but I'm like not part of this clique... so if anyone wants to count it after this, feel free. o.o;
1170. When you were little you took cardboard, construction paper, magic markers, and a lotta scotch tape and MADE a MegaBuster that fit onto your arm... and could slide up so your hand could fit out the other end...
1171. (not sure if this has been posted, haven't seen it) You know that ProtoMan's voice from the series is Duo's voice from the American dub of Gundam Wing.
1172: you use your dog as a spring
1173: you use your dog as a jet
1174: you kill famous people to see if you can get their "special powers"
1175: you are afraid of Firemen
1176: you think the garbage man is a robot master
1177: you have no clue that megaman isnt real
1178: all you talk aobut is megaman
1179: you think that Tocoman would have been great in megaman 9
1180: Your dog actually can fly
1182: you can dash
1183: you can transform your arm into a buster cannon in mere seconds
1184: you trained a bird to kill your enemys
1185: you were created by a man that talks like albert einstien, and looks like him too.
1186:You find the relationship between Megaman and Roll in Megaman Legends hilariously funny
1187. You kill your computer when it says it has a virus cause you think it means the Maverick virus.
1188. You are playing megaman as you type reasons.
1189. You are trying to make a working replica of elecman out of your old computer. (im guilty for that)
1190. you are obssed with what may have happend in Megaman 9
1191. You know what game Zero wore black armor.
1192. you have all of the megaman collectible action figures series one and two. (i need Quickman!)
1193. You named your cat tango (sorry if that one was already done.)
1194. you know what game tango was in. (i dont even think i have heard mention of tango exept in MM&Bass
1195. You have every megaman X game so far. (i need X3 and X6.)
1196. You think that Zero is still evil
1197. you have a bird named beat.
1198. you anixously await this thread to reach at least 3000.
1199. you were surprized that MMZ3 was coming out so fast.
1200. you are glad that we made it this far.
1201. You can breath underwater.
1202. you succeed in air dashing.
1203. your best friend has tried to kill you 3 times.
1204. you turn the tables and kill him.
1205. you think Dr. wily is still alive. (i do)
1206. Your best friend has a beam sword.
1207. You went to a Junkyard to fight Junkman
1208. You have saved the world from the threat of destruction many times.
1209. You have a command base.
1210. When a hot girl asks you out, you inflate a Roll pool toy and say that you are taken.
1211. your screan name is Megaman related. (all of mine except one is. XD)
1212. You denyed all of the claims to killing a guy with a bald head thinking he was Sigma, cause you think he is just going to get a new body and come back.
1213. you think the "dark elf" in MMZ3 was the Cyber elf that sigma became.
1214. you get two of your friends and a shotgun when you see the greek symbol that means Sigma.
1215. You wish that there was a MMX anime.
1216. You mail Capcom thretning letters to make MM9.
1217. You believe that Megaman and Megaman X are the same people just with upgrades from Dr. Light (guilty)
1218. You dressed as a megaman character and went to the school halloween dance.
1219. You dress as a megaman character every year.
1220. Your last History report was on the Maverick Wars.
1221. (this one makes your teacher a megaman fan) You got 100% on it.
1222. You kill ladybugs thinking they are those little ladybug critters in megaman 3.
1223. You go to a power plant and try to find Magnetman
1224. You hope Quickman isnt near you moving so fast you cant see him.