OOC: This RP thread will be based on the most unrealistic, cinematic action between equally-unlikely opponents - your characters! To join in, you must create a character by taking a minimum of two words from the following list and using the words together as the concept for your character. You may substitute additional words, but they must be extremely stereotypical from anime or manga and you must use a minimum of the new word and one of the words from below to make the new character concept.
ninja catgirl mecha pirate clown evil wrestler schoolgirl robot alien sumo penguin samurai ranger biker ronin android angel mutant ghost psychic princess
Create your characters, and the first person to post can set the stage for the opening scene. Begin!
OOC: Will post a profile later but just saying I have the samurai schoolgirl...haha
The Android Schoolgirl stood atop an open cliff, gazing whiskfully out across the blinding ocean that stood before her, her artificial hair billowing in the soft breeze that overcame him. The chirping of seagulls could be heard from all around, and it was difficult to see where the sea and sky parted, the brilliant blue bleeding into each other. Patches of clouds decorated the remainder of the scene. The only thing which would have made the tranquil scene complete would have been that of a sunset, but considering it was early morning, this was not to have happened.
A town was nearby, a typical port town. Construction was occuring with several cranes decorating the scene. To be honest, it was perfectly peaceful day... but it was doubtful that it would last.
Across the grassy hills and plains that lined the gap between the cliff and town, a sudden explosion occurred coupled with an ear pitched scream.
It was going to be one of those days...
OOC: will join latter , short on time! However, leave Biker Penguin to me!
OOC: I'll help keep things going, with a new contender!
IC:
"BWAAAA-hahahaha!!"
The Evil Toad Clown Mecha, piloted by the Evil Toad Clown, crashed through town with little regard for the bystanders who screamed, ran, or simply stopped and stared at the ludicrous machine. Shaped somewhat like a toad, it ran on two reverse-articulated legs, had twin plasma cannon arms on either side of the mecha, and was painted to look like a white-faced clown with bulbous red nose, white eyes with dark black slits, rosy cheeks, and with a red mouth full of white teeth. Around the "neck" of the mecha was a frilly white collar, and the feet of the mecha were enormous, fully ten feet long by themselves as they strode about in extra-extra-extra large size clown shoes.
"Attention, residents of this town!" barked the Evil Toad Clown as he approached city hall. "Give me what I want, and I'll stop demolishing your town! Fail to meet my demands, and I'll fry you like frog's legs! BWA-ha ha ha HAAAH!"
"Oh, SHUT UP already, will ya!"
In the midst of all the chaos, a single individual stood her ground, facing this... humorous-looking amphibian.
Clad in a pale blue hooded sweatshirt, denim jeans, and white sneakers, the expression on her face displayed clear annoyance as she gently brushed a few strands of silver hair away from her amber eyes. Two white cat ears and a tail twitched impatiently while one foot tapped the ground.
"Jeez... every time I come to this planet it's always the same thing," growled the alien catgirl. "First a fire-breathing reptile, a giant gorilla, and now you!"
The Evil Toad Clown Mecha angled its plasma cannons at the alien catgirl, and it charged forward. "Oh ho! And what do we have here, a furry feline female fighter-philanthropist of foreign friends? A glorious gangbuster of Godzillas and giant gorillas? Sorry, kitty, but I don't have any string for you to play with! I hope you don't get fur-ious! After all, this altercation could lead to a cat-astrophe!"
So was revealed the ETC's personal super power: the deadly Hit-and-Pun!
The Android schoolgirl strode briskly throughout the town, walking in the wake of the trail of destruction led by the simply ridiculous attacking mecha. She came to a stop as she neared it, eyeing from behind the situation that was occuring at City Hall.
She sighed.
She could see that the obtuse and despicably shaped mecha was conversing with an catgirl. From the conversation she could overhear using her sophisticated sensors, she could also determine that the catgirl was not from this world. Well, at least according to her.
It seemed to be backed up by the body scan that the android schoolgirl was committing. The catgirl's biology was similar to that of this world's catgirl but there were of course differences.
At any rate, the mecha was of more concern. It was, after all, destroying the town SHE lived in.
"You." she spoke out softly, addressing the mecha by surprise. "Desist your actions at once and leave."
The android schoolgirl wiped a long strand of purple hair out of the way of her eyes.
"CEASE YOUR HOSTILITIES, AUTOMATON!!"
In the sky above, a Psychic Mutant Angel hovered on white wings that flapped in audible beats, his short blonde hair flowing as if struck by a constant upward wind. He wore a yellow t-shirt, blue jeans and tennis shoes, and carried a golden katana hilt with a blade of flame.
He posed and parried as he decreed, "This city is under MY protection! I am it's guardian angel! Leave peaceably or face my wrath!!"