Turbo

Mon Jun 12, 2000 2:18pm

*Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

*I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

*I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

*I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

*Four years ago... No, it was yesterday. Today I... No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I... No, I don't.

*I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.

*Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.

*Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive???

These have been the insane thoughts of:

TURBO
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