More like an XTREME WUSS!
Welcome! Here, have a nice bottle of vodka! *Gives vodka*
Happy B-Day! I hope the best for you.
Quote:...So, what do I win? THE INTERNETS!
All of Katamari Dimatchi(sp?)
Someone set us up the bomb.
I'm looking for some sailors... >_> <_<
My DC died a few weeks ago.:"> :"> :">
BINGO! That's it! I actually read one of the Diskworld books before. IIRC, it was about some boy who somehow became death. I really liked it.
*Runs off with money and buys useless junk*
Well I live in Georgia, but we call Soda, Soda. We refer to the machine that distributes water for free a Water Fountain, and finally, it's duck duck ...
I'm currently reading Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzche. What he has to say fascinates me. 'tis a really good read.
GET PSO! DO IT! While your at it, grab a codebreaker 3.0 so that you might acutally play online. (Unless you live in Europe, where I believe online is...
Wait, Terry Pratchett? That name does sound familiar. *Suddenly realized I'm flat broke*
NO! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! *Cries like a 3-year old*
Well, what do I do with it?
^*Is correct* <*Is also math obsessed* v*Will explain every possible use for pi*
Now, that makes sense.
^*Is pied* <*Realizes its pie day* v*Eats pie*
I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THIS SHOW! I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED!
Quote:If you want a good satire on religion, read Good Omens. Would you mind telling me where to find it?
Well, I've decided after much consideration to bring this little "project" to a stop. Since I aparently suck at writing, I might as well try...
^*Is correct* <*User name starts with A* V*User is nude*
Quote:For example, 1 John 4 verse 8, which says "God is love." (itallics added)...not that he posesses love or that he shows love, he is lov...
Edit: Nevermind.
What exactly, is a Taco Time? Some pathetic rip-off of Taco Bell?
Trust me, I do believe there is a "god" out there somewhere, but I don't know if he is all loving. Maybe I've read too much Nietzche.
Quote:Look, what you wrote doesn't qualify as a short story or even a satire to me. It's nothing more than a very short piece of dialogue. I honestly ...
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing myself. I just though you purposely kept placing that same sentence there. It's cool though. Sit back, take your ...
Quote:Your point is RELIGIONS ARE EVEL AND BAD AND EVRY RELIGUS PERSON IS IGNORENT AND STOOPID AND RARRRGH I'M AN ANGRY 14-YEAR-OLD ATHEIST ON THE INT...
Bah, damn computer can't load either of 'em.
Sorry Wraith. I'm just naturally pessimistic. You'll have to forgive me on that.
Quote:But this isn't funny. It just looks like an excuse to portray Christians as stupid, ignorant, fanatical cultist savages (which is true only in s...
Quote:I'm not flaming you, after all, that would be stupid of me, as I do think there's God, but I'm not entirly convinced, and I barely ever go to Ch...
Quote:Is it possible that this view has been created by the very thing we're discussing, the hypocracy of mainstream religions? It is true that pevers...
Quote: I like how people say a perfect deity is dead because his subjects aren't perfect. Who says the deity is perfect? I don't see God as perfect (...
^You are a lie < *Throws matchstick away* v *Watches your immenent death*
Quote:Correction: most of the English came from mainland Europe. Us Celts are the original Brits. >:[ That's what I was trying to get to. But anyw...
After all, most of the Brits came from mainland Europe, right? Some did but not all. IIRC, the Brits come mostly from the Anglo-Saxon tribes which inc...
"God is dead", Nietzche "Nietzche is dead", God
Quote:Cartoon animals look cooler than real ones. Thats it, thats all it really is. Humans = borring. cartoon furs = cool and not as borring as people...
Quote:That would probably make you like the purest blood Cherokee alive. Actually, my bum of a father (Whom which I have had no contact with in abou...