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Craig Bayfield
@craig-bayfield
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Joined: Aug 4, 2001
Topics: 123 / Replies: 4762
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RE: Sonic X english or Japanese?

4Kids target audience are so young that they believe they'd not get the emotional significance of Emerl leaking oil out of his eye after SKILL GET'ing...

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RE: WTF??

Astrix, Obelix, Sonic, Mario and Pac-Man! ...wow. That's a lawsuit. Plain and simple.

20 years ago
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RE: Jack Thompson loses licence to practice in Alabama

This is a wonderful thing to read a day after finding that he was pressing to sue Amazon.com for the negative feedback left on his latest book. The s...

20 years ago
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RE: Shadow the Hedgehog game, with spoilers and such

In the GUN Fortress level troops often say "Mr. Yuji Naka is okay!" seconds before you unleash a Vulcan Raven Gatling on them.

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RE: Darth Vader's OFFICIAL spam topic - DO NOT WANT COOKIES

It ended in the Isle of [Annoying-Brats] where Tidus handed his wankese flair to Junior, who met @#%$ and Goofy!

20 years ago
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RE: Young Sonic characters oversized:

They're 4 foot furry animals, and Cream is vastly smaller than the others. Vanilla and Big are human adult sized, Tails is a few inches shorter than ...

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RE: Sonic Heroes tries to be like Sonic CD:

To put some conversational topic in here rather than mindless baiting of a ignorant young newbie; I do recall when Sonic Heroes was first announced th...

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RE: Shadow the Hedgehog game, with spoilers and such

The heal gun is more or less an instant A rank for The Doom hero mission. Just aim over a scientist and BAMF, alive and kicking. Very useful, if only...

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RE: Sonic Heroes tries to be like Sonic CD:

God forbid Sega try to go back to their roots and recreate the games which made us love the series(!)

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RE: Darth Vader's OFFICIAL spam topic - DO NOT WANT COOKIES

No, no, no.... THIS is Wankese: At the time, I couldn't understand what he was saying, he seemed so distant, so cool. But I think now I understand, i...

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RE: Darth Vader's OFFICIAL spam topic - DO NOT WANT COOKIES

*Goes into veteran mode, sprouts new scars and an eyepatch* Yargh, ye haven't lived through office war until ye've 'ad a few o' dem Tic-Tacs pelted a...

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RE: Sonic Rush

Not been playing much due to online commitments and Shadow, but so far I'm level 4 with Sonic and 2 with Blaze, 2 Chaos Emeralds earned. It's actuall...

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RE: Darth Vader's OFFICIAL spam topic - DO NOT WANT COOKIES

*Stands aboard the Pillow Death Egg StarARK wearing a red shirt* Becca? Shall we send them a message, to fear this satellite? We have eclipse cannon,...

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RE: Darth Vader's OFFICIAL spam topic - DO NOT WANT COOKIES

Gawd dammit woman! Stop givin' da Lucas tree fitty and he'll stop making @#%$ movies!

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RE: Darth Vader's OFFICIAL spam topic - DO NOT WANT COOKIES

Translate George Lucas into Klingon and you get an angry rage filled growl, which translated back to English is "Suki-suki only 10 dorrar"

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RE: Goblet of Fire Discussion *Spoiler Heavy*

*Blushes and raises hand* I may have made a comment to the Evil Dead effect... But only because my friend said that Myrtle "takes necrophillia to the ...

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RE: [UPDATE]Shadow's Magical Quest in Pretty-Colorland 2!!!

Awww, that's darn adorable. The first panel alone made me all "AWWWWWW!!!" I love you for this and give you 9 gold stars!

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RE: The Craziness of the MoFo: A Somber Recollection

Totally in agreement HSW, no offense to Ultra, but he's NEVER got the joke, ever. It was mostly thanks to him that Dubs told people to stop making Evi...

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RE: Goblet of Fire Discussion *Spoiler Heavy*

I know I'm replying to myself either way, but I hope the MFC thread system is enough excuse to forgive me. Went to see it again with an open and non-...

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RE: The Craziness of the MoFo: A Somber Recollection

That was the best night ever, Acrio. I don't think I was ever forgiven for that night *puppy eyes @ Rico*

20 years ago
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RE: The Kingdom Hearts thread

Guuuuys.... Seifer's seducing me again... make him stop. Seriously, that beanie says "nu age punk" to you, it says "take me on the dancefloor" to me. ...

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RE: Sonic Rush

Just got it this morning and though I'm no way used to using 2 screens and the DASH button, I'm getting there. This is like Sonic Advance 2 on speed. ...

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RE: Goblet of Fire Discussion *Spoiler Heavy*

To be honest, he didn't do much. The flashback he did pretty well with but besides that, nothing. Weasley Twins stole the show as always though 😀

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RE: Shadow the Hedgehog game, with spoilers and such

It disturbs me that I'm not opposed to the gameplay, but the cutscenes suck to the maximum, Spoilers (Select To Read): the cheese factor of Presiden...

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RE: Note to British Folk

Didn't say I was going to stop watching, was just posting my initial reactions to the show. And, seriously, the wolf imagery/references were just pai...

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RE: Sonic cd is overrated

Shadow Hog. You're going to go to a new layer of hell filled with Stephen Ratliff fan-fiction thanks to that comment. Making me picture Bowser and Bir...

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RE: The Kingdom Hearts thread

Plus FF9 broke the pattern. All the next gen FF games except for 9 have the same elements: 3+ playable fan-service girls (Tifa/Aerith/Yuffie - Rinoa...

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RE: Darth Vader's OFFICIAL spam topic - DO NOT WANT COOKIES

But Ivy was like 10 Super Joys in some areas *ahem* and Brock must have been crushed to have seen paradise and then been exiled back to Earth. He'd be...

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RE: Sonic cd is overrated

Don't make me post the Metal Sonic watchers guide again >.>

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RE: Sonic cd is overrated

Ah, but you're forgetting that Baby Bowser was a completely different character, as opposed to the same character with an altered appearance Na. They...

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RE: The Kingdom Hearts thread

As much as I'm drooling to the point of frothing at the mouth, I'm more concerned with the chappy in the bottom right corner of the second page. WHY ...

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RE: The Kingdom Hearts thread

Trust me. I've seen Shadow. Play.com are doing you a MASSIVE favour right now.

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RE: Note to British Folk

Well Wolf's Rain was aired at the correct time. I have to say, I'm MAJORLY impressed with the animation. It's a bit over the top during the intiial tr...

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RE: KIII-YAAAAAAAH!

Just remember these basic tips: Hit red woman twice in a row using blue crash as often as you can. It's an insta-special. If Green Stop Girl is afte...

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RE: The Kingdom Hearts thread

Kuja's costume doesn't bother me because I starred into the abyss of Yunalesca's butt and saw the darkness. The all consuming darkness of The Heartles...

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RE: KIII-YAAAAAAAH!

At work we have a tornie running every lunchtime on who can get the highest score. On the week before I went on holiday last I was in the main room an...

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RE: Shadow the Hedgehog game, with spoilers and such

Bwahaha @ Swifty. My PS2 version was mailed on Wednesday afternoon and my Rush this morning. Both should be here Saturday at the latest 😀

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RE: >.> I feel as if I'm hated.

*Types an article for the Weekly MoFo News* BMFH proposes to father spawn of Satan In the Emerald Visitor Centre this week, Mobius Forum moderator R...

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RE: The Kingdom Hearts thread

Preaching to the choir, mate. FF9 is the perfect Final Fantasy game in my eyes, Vivi, Zidane and Steiner each show real and believable growth througho...

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RE: Shadow the Hedgehog game, with spoilers and such

It was. I thought that was too obvious to mention o.o

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RE: Shadow the Hedgehog game, with spoilers and such

Yeah, he gave it a 5/10 on his second comment. I trust him, I've been following his reviews for a while and when he nailed Hulk Ultimate Destruction a...

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RE: Males and rape....does anyone really care? oO

I'd rephrase it to "female rapists" does anyone care? If a man is raped by another man, it's just as big an issue as if a female were. The main issue...

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RE: Darth Vader's OFFICIAL spam topic - DO NOT WANT COOKIES

*Twirls and throws hat at Ultra, then has Bubbles drag him off* Chit-chit-CHAMOOOOWN MUVALUVA! HEEEE-HEEEE! I'm bad! I'm bad, cha know it! ChamooownA...

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RE: concept art for #139 = being stolen?

*Narrows eyes* I think he's been gone long enough for us to finally get access to his jaccuzzi. Last time any mortals tried this, Samanfur foiled thei...

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RE: Darth Vader's OFFICIAL spam topic - DO NOT WANT COOKIES

*Narrows eyes and nods* I take you moonwalk *does so* and raise you one of these dealies *hops and twirls around 3 times, landing with a crotch grabbi...

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RE: The Kingdom Hearts thread

I've always prayed for the Disney Duck universe to appear in KH at some point, if only for Unca Scrooge. I'll ignore the lawsuit ones (not that they'...

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RE: Darth Vader's OFFICIAL spam topic - DO NOT WANT COOKIES

Fightin' words indeed! *Approaches Ultra, clicking fingers* Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it! No one wants to play as Shadow Showin' how angsty and...

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RE: AOL and Time Warner to air old TV shows online... FREE?

HELL YEAH! I mean YEAH!!! If they add the Superman cartoon to the list (Lois and Clark rocks my socks off though) I'll be a very very happy bunny as...

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