Another wonderfully dumb thing I once did was the time I was throwing pieces of toy railway track around a friends bedroom and he was throwing it back...
I don't think a scorpion would show up, what with not being made of metal and all. Unless it was made by Eggman.
Baby, if words offended me... Well, I'm pretty sure they don't. *reads article* Well that's pretty dull for something that's supposed to offend me. ...
Well, the topic has changed somewhat since I started about Christmas, so I thought I'd go with thye flow, eh?
"Keeping us here eats away at families. Marriages suffer. The Democrats could care less about families...that's what this says." - Jack King...
Wesu, for a horrible moment I thought your sig said that "Katsumi is sex." Quite a nasty shock, there.
And Tails singing like a girl. Someting fishy is going on when he's the only character whose theme is sung by the opposite gender. "WHEN ALL ALO...
My computer's sound works now! Now I can listen to Linkin Park until I go hang myself!
Amd now my sound works! It's wonderful! Now I can do all the things this computer was built for, like play games and music! Oh, and talk to you guys...
What's so damn special about Thanksgiving anyway? It's just the day on which the Pilgrims started to cheat the Indians out of their land and resources...
You found one in there? I congratulate you; I wasn't even trying this time. Hmmm... maybe I could use all the cds for the games that now refuse to wo...
My mouse and keyboard are now wireless, so I can't chuck them. But I can break the old ones over my knee, oh, yes! *scatters little keys all over the...
Who wants Sonic shoes? I want Shadow Shoes! Now THAT'S funky!
Everybody was kung-fu-typing... (Hya! Ho-ha!) Their clicks were fast as lightning... (Hya! Ho-ha!) In fact it was a little enlightening... (Hya! Ho-ha...
Okay, it's not exactly Pentium 5. TECHNICALLY it's a 3500+ speed processor. Which means it's STILL better than your creaky old 3200+ speed processors....
I've got "Can You Feel The Sunshine" as an MP3. I've also got the game Sonic R for my PC, second hand (The strange old man/middle-aged woman...
Weapon of Choice - SEX! This is what happens when you don't read the first post, kiddies.
Actually, I've been using Ezboard long before the MoFo. I came here for the RP on a shiny new Lion King board - so new that I managed to become an Adm...
Ih, I remember now. My first ever post was wasted by that bug! How unfair is that? Plus I used it to remember how long I've been here.
What was this EzHack people palk of? It sounds like I buggered off just in time, eh.
Wow, I'm actually missed! This is so great! *sniffles happily* The reason I buggered off of course was because the MoFo started to move to some othe...
Hey, just because I think Shadow's hot doesn't mean I'm female! When did I ever say I was female? And don't worry, your legs are safe from me, Turtle...
Is that all you've got to say to me, Wonderbat? After all this time and when I'm being sexually harrassed in RP while I'm writing this? Still, you ha...
Patriotism in the UK = Supporting England in the World Cup. Geez but football (and sport in general) sucks. And so does patriotism. SUPPORT YOUR CO...
If dreams meant anything, I'd have died in a swimming pool by now. Although I did have a nightmare in which I cheated on Eon, man I hated that.
You have to admit that the 7 days thing, while stupid, is not that bad an order for evolution for something written about 1000 years ago. They made a...
Ignore this
*Waves frantically* Well, there's atheists and agnostics, so shouldn't there be a special name for the 'just in case' people? I dunno... Christianit...
I'm BA-AAAACK! Yes, if I recall correctly, it was Porker Lewis who took the liberty of calling the cops while Nack was trying to squash Sonic. Figur...
(Sorry about this... I keep thinking it's closed. E-mail me when you reply?) "I bet it's a trap..." Breech flexed her claws carefully. &qu...
Well, I'M here. But I think most people assumed this RP was dead. You'd have to chase the major posters up again.
Sonic Tennis The Chaos Emeralds have been lost. We have to get them back by playing tennis! What deeper story do you need? As per usual, everybody j...
You're so cruel, Rico. One day I'll be fantastically famous and... (delusional fantasies ahoy!) *twenty minutes later* ...and that was the reason I...
I quite like Big, in case anybody's wondering. He's more interesting than Cream. Cream's too young. And if you know what I'm talking about, then shame...
The main problem with PCs is that about 90% of the time, they lok like a lump of industrial debris.
I HATE YOU ALL! Just like Rico said, so blame him.
Yeah, but the Burger King hasn't been on The Simpsons yet.
Damn right, Rico. Do you know how RUDE it is to suggest that I might take offence at a suggestion so accurate? I HATE YOU!!! SO SHUT UP!!! Cream i...
Cream is WEAK. Without Cheese she wouldn't be able to do Jack. Although it begs the question, if she's weak, why is Sonic Advance 2 a walkthrough whe...
Hey, Knuckles is second on my "Oh dear GOD he's HOT" list. Okay, so his theme music SUCKS. And I'm not too keen on his levels in SA2. But t...
This is MSPaint, right? You paste Metal in. Now you're looking far left. There should be two buttons at the bottom of the columns of tools. The one at...
You guys know how I feel about Shadow. But Cream, she's way too cute. She was only created to fill in a Fly formation in Team Rose. And she's a rabb...
All right! *vomits with happiness* [img noborder]http:// You scored as Shadow The Hedgehog. You're Shadow, and you're damn sexy! You're a dark, torm...
Doctor: "You broke my arm!" Sarah Connor: "There are 215 bones in your body. That's one. Now don't move." Terminator 2
Oh, various gods... I WANTED SHADOW!