"He can take his stupid job and stuff it," said Breech, loudly. She wrapped Claw in a warm embrace. After a few seconds, she started checki...
Star Wars Various. There's billions of deaths throughout, but because none of them are graphic or bloody - Lightsabres sear wounds closed, convenientl...
Breech trailed a few feet beind him, wrinkling her nose. She looked at the bank. The two self-proclaimed heroes would probably get killed by the cybo...
Anyway, this is going off the topic. My other pet rant on Female Empowerment is that people seem to think thatit's impossible for women to be unattrac...
*Monkey's put on trousers with flies* See? Monkeys flies!
So you can't even name one other? That means that as it stands, 1 in 15 of actresses are normal, while the rest are anorexic and make up for it with b...
If the US is such a child protective country, why are they letting the big buisnesses poison the planet? They're doing this to show that they're in c...
I know they're stereotypes. I hate stereotypes. For a start, they don't exist in real life. And yes, I said minor tendency. Ever seen MI2? Tom Cruise...
Damn, are the forums still out of alignment thanks to those rotten Unknown posts? Yes? Somebody ought todo someting about it.
No winning while the universe is exploding!
When I said that I can't see the UK passing a law against homosexual marriage, I think you forgot that some states in the US already passed laws or am...
If the newspapers didn't have those dreadful Page Three pictures of skinny, busty women, if video game industries didn't have women as the busty victi...
Breech picked herself up, furious, "Paorar!" she shouted after James, "Murderer!" She sat down again, miserably burying her face ...
Close enough. Now I'm gonna complain about that in a different topic, and get back to publicity... Yeah, this sort of publicity is the sort that Rock...
My uncle (the one I refer to) is born and bred in Northern Ireland, which tells you all you need to know about his religious upbringing. He's not a z...
I can't see the UK passing a law against homosexual marriage though. I must say I'm quite pleased to see more countries accepting homosexuals as equa...
I agree partly that it's copy-cats, but I also think that they were hoping to cause more damage than they did. They definitely weren't suicide bomber...
I've never heard of it, but I can guess - you enter a code of some sort, and you get to play with attractive and badly animated naked young women and ...
*Chops off someones hands but since there's not much blood, (LIGHTSABRE!!!) it remains PG*
Time to get this back on topic... *universe explodes because Harley is never on topic* I win because I'm the last poster before the universe explode...
Well, they're not related by blood, so their kids are hardly gonna be genetic mutants or something. You can't stop people falling in love.
Breech snatched James' wrist, "I don't know what you're concocting in that venomous little Mobian brain of your, Prower," she snarled, "...
It's once again the fine line between porn and stupid pixels. I really think it should be illiegal for children to even play these games, let alone b...
1. Y'all 2. sofa 3. coke 4. thing 5. About to 6. warsh 7. rubbish 8. Extra 9. Huh?
See, this is my mission - to spread hot, textual and badly pixelated corruption throuout the MoFo. People doubtless complain aboutthis sort of thing ...
"Whatever it was, I didn't do it..." said Breech as she climbed out from under a table. She blinked and focused on the hole in the wall, &qu...
"The war's never over," said a sleepy Breech, "Even when Lardnik dies his dumb robots will keep going just to spite us all..."
Breech stared at the Dark Power Ring. Unlike Evalc's decieving words, there was no option. She had no idea as to what would happen if she unleashed t...
"Yeah, he was going in the direction of that topless bar I work at." Scenario: You get fired from your job.
A: My favorite breakfast cereal is Cheerios. My least favorite breakfast is dried monkey turds topped with a tall, frosty glass of dog urine. Q: Whe...
I feel Futurama is more mature than The Simpsons. And political points are more sly and jokes are better and Fry is somehow funnier in his stupidity t...
Breech shifted in James' arms slightly. Behind James, Burn smiled abruptly, "We're trying to get back to Knothole," she said, "My cous...
"What the-" Breech levered herself off the table and forced her feet to hold her. "Damn!" she snarled, then again, as she looked...
Having heard Evalc's promises, Breech burst into tears, "No, that's my planet, my home..." she wept, "Nobody teaches it a lesson bar me...
PSVarious owners have a far wider choice of games to choose from. I mean massive. Maybe Sega figured that not enough PS owners would bother with Sonic...
Big Brother - occasionally I stand up and move closer.
Yo! I say that o all comers. Those who fail to have fun here... DIE! Eventually...
Even if some gameshows do fail, there will always be new and tackier game shows to contest on, so don't worry. All your preconcieved ideas about game...
If they make a Shadow the Hedgehog 2, which they may well if it makes good moolah, they'll have to decide which is genuine - unless it's like an expan...
I'm sure others share my sentiments when I say... Huh? What point? Who cares about the point? When was the last time I actually was on target for th...
Er, gentle prodding... Mario's major colour scheme is red, yellow and black. Don't tell me that he's got blue whatever, because his primary colours a...
Craig, you're being mean to me again. Please stop being mean or I'll start crying. Always picking out those occasional times when I'm a hypocrite...
Hey, going to Ireland is the furthest I'll go this year. And I'll be staying with my gran. And doing her washing and cleaning for a damn week. If it's...
Well, they had to get Fry to the future somehow... And there's always government conspiracies. There's nothing to say that robots won't be inteligen...
No, Craig. There is nothing on this earth that will make Bugs Bunny cool. Not even Michael Jordan. You're right, Shadow is just a recolour. But I sti...
Well, if we're on computer bosses... I liked the Advance one where there's the spiky platforms you jump on to bash Robotnik, and Tails is in the long...
Well, Craig, unless you're going to lend me your time machine, how are you going to prove to me that Futurama is not going to be true 1000 years in th...
I thought we were friends again, Craig! Now you've destroyed that notion! How could you?! Craig: "Stop going on about posts Harley!!!" Har...
Nnnnnngh... I mean, isn't Jif a sort of washing up liquid? I can't eat that, even if it does taste like peanut butter.