I used to get adverts for viagra rip-offs in my e-mails all the time. It does get tiring. They must get responses from these things, or they wouldn't...
Hi! I'm also here! I don't eat newbies - they leave a nasty taste in my mouth - but I do kill people. KILL!!! Sorry. But I Encourage rage attacks her...
Maxwell's silver hammer? Creeping up from behind? Look, all songs are about sex or death in the end.
"Listen, when I gave you up, I thought you liked spending time in slam!" Scenario: The Tails Doll comes to life and attacks you.
I love peanut butter. I love how gorgeously sticky and peanutty and butterry it is. But my mum hardly ever buys it, because it's so fattening. *sighs...
I like Shadow's story. And his character. I mean, LOOK at him. Red and black. What's cooler than red and black?
I wish they'd continue with the Sonic X figures. "Play out your favorite scenes!!!" the bawl. How can I do that without Amy, Rouge and Shad...
What I don't understand is when Sonic beats something by luck, or there's a tiny design fault (like how Metallix Mk II nearly trounced Sonic in StC), ...
2nd kilopost? Is that all? There was a time when that was a big deal to me. Now it's just another number. Maybe I'll mark my 10,000 post. Or maybe I'l...
The Simpsons is fiction. Futurama is real, because it takes place so far in the future. I'd have loved it to last longer than it did, but when people ...
*sobs* I'm going to Ireland for a week. But don't worry, I won't be having any fun at all. In fact I'll be cleaning up after my gran all week.
Well, that's good. I always did prefer Futurama to The Simpsons. It only got cancelled because it wasn't identical to The Simpsons in every way. Of c...
Breech knew she had to keep walking. She cradled Dinah in her arms, uncertain of what to to, only knowing that she was tired. She felt more tired tha...
If it's all very well, I'm getting absolutely SICK of hearing about nothing but the marvellous Harry Potter. Sure, the books are good, but now kids a...
All that blood... it's as good as a Happy Tree Friends movie. Bang bang... Tra la la... Let's go kill things... Tra la la... Like all songs, it's...
What if... everybody's post counts reverted to Zero! ZERO! Nothing! ZILCH!
We must all post meganess. That way the board grows and recovers. No other chance.
Oh, no, there's not 6000 posters - only about 1000 of those are peopel, the rest are alts and banned people and so on. That's what the forum tally.
*looks* That's really great!
Quote:There's no loose ends to this. It has every reason to be over now. Indeed. But it isn't, and you can't entirely blame me because all these othe...
Yo, JR! I'm Harley, one of the least important people on the board. I'm here to welcome you and encourage you to post lots and lots.
I do believe this is true. It sounds quite logical to me. And it's scientifically possible.
See, there are downsides to being loved by everyone, Craig! You are doomed to a slow death by suffocation!
"I... don't understand..." Breech managed, weakly.
I can guide you to places man was not meant to tread! I shall destroy you also!
Except for Amy, who could not only not spindash, but also had only trigger attacks, and was also the slowest. She had that face slide, which looked pr...
It's disgusting that people who should know better will lie to their students or whatever about something as serious as an STD. Also, some people go ...
Breech smiles, and nodded, wondering how long the child had been out here. She gathered up Dinah, and started walking again, carefully.
Yeah, my media teacher told me that the internet was invented for the easy spreading of porn. Most sites on the net are for porn. Even Newgrounds is...
All your posts are belong to me. So even when you post, it's really mine. All mine! MINE!!!! *screaming evil laughter*
I heard that, Shin. I hear all! I always hear when someone says something about me. What's there to be disappointed about? I am the one Craig truely ...
All your cakes are belong to me.
Rico's paying you, isn't he True Red? It says so in your Custom Title. I thought I tried to end this topic. Then Lighthead changed the subject. Not m...
Yeah! Tron! Or that 3-D Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Episode
Will Sonic X Comic be shipped over to UK readers, or will we have to hunt through shops and online stores like maniacs to find it? And when do we star...
Hey, I already said, "Didn't know, won't do it again." In chat. I'm not saying it again. Is it like I need to? You guys all know I suck at...
Weeeell... Okay, lets. *Kisses Craig on the cheek and gives him a hug* There, we've made up, and I'm not temporarily poisonous either.
*cuts off steebay's new hands and forces them up THS's nose*
I've still got that sprite picture where I stab you in the back with Eon's sword, you know. I could post it at any moment.
That's it. I'm out of ideas. Hey, I am winning!
*places a sarcasm detector in Craig's head. Both explode* Die, sucker! DIE! DIE! *loses it gracefully*
Superglue. I place superglue on your hands.
I place quick-drying cement on your keyboards! You can't post until you buy a new one!
Broken? I'll show you broken!! *snaps steebay like a twig*
I know how to get people horny... *releases Live Nude Robotnik* Ha! Beat that for scum-full-ness!!
You won't ever win again, because thanks to my portable-transdimensional-integrator I will always get in front of you!