Actually, Baldur's Gate corrects a few of these conventions. I didn't read it all, but here's a convention: Female characters will always be weaker ...
A: Drew Carey is fat because he or she doesn't exercise and eats too much. And the common British explanation for Sonic's blueness is that when he e...
Breech was too irritated to even try to bother being subtle anymore. "You've got all the symptoms of a split personality," she said, still ...
"I... wish... James... was... here!" Breech panted. "So do I," muttered Burn, "He might know something about childbirth...&q...
What the hell has this got to do with anything at all? And what's more, my head hasn't exploded! Liar!
I just can't comprehend why anybody would want to die like that. Those guys must have been seriously screwed up in the head. And it shows that you ca...
Ha! Pancakes are nothing to the power of a waffle! Eat hot waffle!
Pancakes? You think pancakes can save you?
"Push!" Burn repeated. The younger feline had little idea of what to do, only remembering that her cousin always had prefered to do things t...
A: Who cares? Q: Well, who does care? It's not me. But perhaps you do.
OoC: How can I resist this RP? Okay, new world, here I come! BiC: "EEEEEEEYAAAAAH!!!" The scream ripped through the Great Forest like a k...
OoC: I'm leaving this RP. Ignore Breech. She no longer exists here.
I smash in your head for trying to win! Now I win! Let's burn something in honour of me!!
"I was not sick... from drinking!" Breech insisted, trying to push the collie away, "I was sick from... something else." "Wh...
Where's my hot Koogle on Koogle action? Where? You've taken it away from me!
There was a *click* and suddenly the colonel found a switchblade to his neck. "And if... I wanted to I could... make a good soup out... of you r...
I win while all of you go on about... stuff.
And you didn't even need me for it! Wow, that guy looks like he skinned a dog or something.
Anyway, we shouldn't have to curse too often. We're big and tough; we don't need to fake it as well. It reminds me of "Das Bus" when Bart s...
Also, I win. Not The Fonz. Me. I do.
Yes - The Fonz would wash away Lighthead with coolness. Hmmm... how the hell did anybody come up with a name like "The Fonz"?
How do we nominate a site? I know what I'd put for fangames."
"Hey, I could sue you for false advertising!" Scenario: You are rendered blind.
The Fonz is way cooler than Neo, even if he is a wanker.
"Oh, great," Breech complained, inspecting her jacket, which now had a large hole in the shoulder, "I'm gonna feel even more sick than ...
Something derived from Dragonball Z would happen. Your hair would get big and you'd start flying around and shouting your attacks so that your enemy k...
In which case, the family stays in real close contact to be able to know relationships like that. I think a second cousin is your parent's cousin's ch...
Poor 2k. But don't worry, you'll get used to not having any friends. I did! Anyway, if you ever need someone to talk to, my IM is in my profile.
Awww, I was getting hopeful too... This feels like such a letdown.
Yeah, but who cares about Pokemon? Some of Rouge's innuendo lines are a bit iffy, but still, 4Kids is treating Sonic X like it's a new age animated &...
I'm looking forward to this. Since this is just American and is not an attempt to translate Japanese and thus edit half of it out, maybe the dialouge ...
"I... owe you my life..." Breech winced, "They'd have eaten me and laid their eggs in my corpse..." "What did I say about ta...
4kids treats Sonic like it's only babies who are going to watch it. Tiny, stupid, influential babies. But that was SatAM and so on - Sonic X ISN'T for...
Gasping in pain, Breech reached down and ripped the other Duster's needle out of her leg with a curse. "Holy crap..." she managed, and slum...
Hmmm... I don't like that signature as much as I thought I would. I think I'll change it again.
Outside the tavern, in the storm that was almost over, Breech was finishing being sick, unaware of the hostile eyes that were watching her. A lone ta...
No, Harley wins! Forever!
Get off my back, torn! This thread doesn't seem to be about how Britain's won the Olympics any more, but how France is reacting. And their reaction is...
Yay for Britain! We're going to show those cowards that they can't destabalise us! It seems like a few people had some pretty near misses though.
Hey, it looks like I changed my signature pic just in time.
It's utterly ridiculous, but it's not as if NASA can't afford it. They'll probably reach a settlement. I wish I'd thought of it first...
Ugh, your friend was in The Sun, Craig? I thought The Sun only reported on naked celebrities. Yeah, we don't care about your stupid bombs, terrorists...
Hmm... sort of true, except for the fact that I'm not eighteen. Though I was when I joined... Hail to me, 2000 and the three, Can't you see, I'm bein...
Since when was I suitable for families? All grains of sand are related!
I want those Plushies so badly I would eat my own vomit for them.
That's a right-wing American point of view, and the right-wing Americans and the French clash quite drastically at times. I expect they're just disapp...
If 4Kids said or implied that there would be uncut DVDs of Sonic X, and then said there wouldn't be, then they lied to get people interested in them. ...
My only two worries are that: 1) There will be tabloid (read: crap) newspapers rallying supporters against immigrants. 2) Blair will think that now ...
"Drag her back?" Gusion smirked, "I'm only offering her the chance to be the Empress of an entire planet, and later the entire galaxy. Does that sound...
I kick the sand into his face, and the many grains of sand are all committing incest with each other! Beat that for originality!