I kick sand in your face, mr originality! And commit incest with it!
No, I win. *beats you to death with a nuclear powered crowbar*
Yeah, if this had happened in America, the country would be declaring a state of national emergancy by now.
Yay! Fire! Ow! Fire! Yay! Fire! And so on.
I kill you! I kill you all! I kill you all for no reason! I place you on my bonfire and kill you all for no reason! And that means I win!
"Look, naked women!" (runs off) Scenario: You set your house on fire.
A: Hourly. Q: What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? Remember, it's proportionate...
When I heard, there was only two dead. I must have missed a lot in the three hours since I last saw the news. 33 is quite a lot.
And there's some people on the internet claiming that they did it. A group nobody's heard of before. If they're lying, it's sick. I'm just glad Londo...
I win again! And I place glue on my post! You cannot steal it!
"That sounds too much like the offer you made Prower..." Breech clutched her head, "And if an offer sounds too good to be true... it pr...
Until recently in here, 'ass' was a curse, despites the fact that it also means donkey, and somebody who is an idiot.
Such a lot is happening, and in such a short space of time... but there don't seem to be any suicide bombers yet, and they seem to be popular with Al ...
A: Do you mean 'goatee'? No, I don't have a goatee. Q: Are you scared of me?
My thoughts exactly. There must be some serious incest going on in his family if you ask me, or maybe they just have an overactive sex life and don't ...
I posted last! I win, I win!
If you are a massive Bush supporter, don't reply to this conspiracy theory. If you aren't, feel free to tell me how insanely paranoid I am. ~~~ I th...
From what I can gather, it seems that an unedited version of Sonic X coming to DVD were just a rumour/lie. You can download Japanese subtitled versio...
Wasn't Mystique walking around pretty much naked sexy enough for this guy? If not, I am seriously worried about him. I suppose it's because she wasn'...
"Well, I'm all out of ideas," said Bridget, irritably, "What was the point of calling us here if it can't be destroyed and it can't be ...
Can I ask what this means? Does this mean that Sonic X is not continuing on DVD? Or perhaps that it's going to continue to suck on DVD? Cus it's comin...
Ignore - not in the right place.
There seem to be an awful lot of explosions on one day - and how come some of the bombs have been found? Or maybe I'm underestimating bomb squads. Re...
"Then if capture is impossible, we have to destroy it before it can endanger lives," said Bridget, "Any suggestions?" she asked th...
"You're the one who's pathetic," Breech gasped, "All your power lies in controlling others. I bet if I punched you in the face you'd be...
Breech sighed with relief, "Excuse me," she said, and walked outside the bar. There was the sound of retching, and finally of someone being ...
"Because I've got more contacts than any other member of this conference, no doubt," said Bridget, "And because I was woken up in the m...
I know that. And furthermore, the rich can avoid all the health problems that come with pollution because they can afford new lungs. America and Chi...
OoC: Let's try Bridget Loranski in a position of responsibiity... As for the Rebels... BiC: A short Mobian Cat waddled to her feet. She was heavily p...
This means that for the next six years, money's gonna be spent on nothing bu Olymics stuff.
"I saw you walk in here, boy," said Breech, "I think you've got a problem, and I'd name it too, but I don't want to start another fight...
Damn. Unless it was a hoax all along, a nice, elaborate one. Oh, come on, it's not entirely my fault for saying Shadow was a hoax - wasn't it Craig w...
It shows how crap men are at imitating women. Maybe if he'd used sensibly sized padding and less than heavy makeup...
"Well, you probably walked," Breech said amicably. She winced suddenly, feeling slightly nauseous as she picked up her gun. The Dusters had...
"NO!" Breech howled. Whatever she did, Evalc only used it to make her weaker. Finally, she brought up the shield. Not the electric shield t...
"Okay, Rico," Breech sighed, as a whole horde of Dusters flew over the tavern, and around it a few time, "Come on out..." One of ...
OoC: I forgot about Gus! He'd come in handy right about now... BiC: "I... I..." Breech tried to think about something else. She was no Psio...
I heard that, Deckman. I hear all!!!! It just so happens that since I'm not making any money from being remarkably stupid and furthermore incorrect, ...
I'd kill my own boyfriend for just half of that stuff. (Far Away Eon: Hey!) Well, maybe not kill. Just break both of his legs. (Far Away Eon: Gosh,...
Whoops, I meant I had a rectal examination. That involved having a camera shoved up my ass. Honest. Nothing to do with Eon, just an investigation of...
Why, with careful use of these characters: !, $, %, *, #, @. Nothing more useful than an upside-down i, or an s with a line through it, or a slanty ...
A: "Hey, look, Padame's come back to life!" Q: The President/Prime Minister comes to your house.
Some idiot American I know had the cheek to ask me if the UK does anything special on July the 4th. Yeah, we celebrate divesting ourselves of you, US...
Breech tried to place where she'd seen this sort of behaviour before. It wasn't short-term memory loss, nor was it anything like her dangerous mood sw...
Breech gritted her teeth and reached under the table, "Come on, boy," she sighed, "You're in the middle of trouble. If you'll consent t...
"No..." Breech pleaded, "No... Claw... he would never... CLAW! Help me!" She was on her knees now, trying to remember the 170,000...
"No, no, no!" Breech screamed, "I hate peace and harmony! They're so... DULL! I'd never think anything peaceful or harmonious! So you'r...
"You came in alone. What's your brother look like?" Breech asked him. The young fox was clearly insane, and she had a soft spot for the ment...
"Unless you've got heat vision too," Breech added helpfully, "There's a damn good reason those things attack in dust-storms - and that'...