Hmmm... the forum isn't so minimalistic anymore is it?
Problem therein lies that most sites have questionable content. I bet Deviantart has people uploading iffy images too, but nobody tries to stop them f...
AIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! KILL IT! KILL!
Kill! Kill! Kill me!
How's this? Didn't take me long, I hope you like it.
I feel really lousy. I had a fit yesterday night.
Meh, this is my first visit to the Onion anyway. I'm pretty sure of one thing though - anybody who dreamt up Intelligent Design would happily dream up...
Why don't you just say "I want a new avatar, could someone make one for me?" and be done with it? I'll see what I can do...
The way things are going, the MFC is practcally doubling as the Marble Garden at times, thanks to stupid people turning religious topics into politica...
Perhaps you mean UP her skirt?
Breech looked around at the mostly demolished building, "Leave the bodies where they are," she advised the six or seven people who had been ...
You are no longer edible! I am! I'm really juicy! I could go on, but I'd probably get banned or something.
Sonic's SA Theme - "It Doesn't Matter"
Oh, Rico, you look so sweeeeeeet! Let me give you a nice, impersonal hug. Oh, and Rash Raccoon, you've given us a nive description of your character'...
Live, THS! I give you another chance at... dying!
Okay, this spam has been rotting for about a month now, do have it. And the eggs are free. Goggleing at switchadjg;xugagha ruhaogr... aw, hell...
OoC: Er, ShoeHedgie? No casualties? This is an earthquake zone here...
Death to pigs!
Prepare to suffer, all would-be cat-killers. For here is... SUPER-CAT!
You all live! I die!
Sonic Adventure theme music. I swear, Amy's theme makes her sound like she's trying to pimp herself.
I'm sure the cat is much happier now.
I can't allow you to die yet, Human Shadow. But don't worry, soon death will be mandatory.
*looks at Steebay's signature* Threw a bombchu?
What? Threw what? Up? *dies*
Welcome to the land of death, Rune. YOU WILL DIE! I mean, uh, have a nice time posting.
It's death time!
No, wait... the horse tranquilizers are wearing off... OH GOD, REALITY IT'S HORRIBLE! LET ME DIE!!!!!!
Rico's gonna mash you! I can save you from him by diverting his attention - if you give me a cameo/part in the last part.
Askari leapt from rafter to rafter. Suddenly she stopped on one and looked down, "Do you mind?" she asked, "I don't follow you around w...
Breech grinned. This was what she understood. She produced her electrobar, "No hideous death though, right?" she asked, pressing the button...
"Wait up," a voice called. Crash was carrying Alex. He ran up, "Where we goin', anyway? Exactly, I mean. Is there food? I'm hungry.&quo...
I smoke flame-baiters. Hurray! I love you all! Even Craig! And especially Froggy and Evalc!
I don't smoke.
I get free drugs anyway. I'm back, and I'm never gonna stop bugging you.
Breech looked confused, "You mean... I have to stop being angry about the people who hurt me, and accept it?" she asked him. "Somethin...
OoC: You've got Askari Wa Kukodiwa wrong, Evalc... and for that matter, the nature of the assignment. BiC: "Are you a guard?" Askari asked....
How about making this a 'whoever posts last is eternally tortured by the person who posted second but last' topic?
Yes, I was suckered for a moment. But only a moment. Hmmm... how would they show Tails as being a mutant human? Would they give him a third leg? Hal...
OoC: I think it would be better if I left. I'm not doing much here, and not much is happening. And I'm confusing everybody else as well as myself.
OoC: Hello, this looks fun... but people like Rico always make something fun. I'll join. One moment while I think up a post... Got it... BiC: Just o...
Harley scratched her ear and looked at Tergonaut, "The thing that's really weird is that there are hardly any cars here in Sega city," she s...
Or there's the other theory of Evolution - a species of ape began living on the ground more. Since they didn't need their tails for balance, over the ...
I'd be lying if I said that was my reaction too. It's pretty good though, don't you think? No, I don't know who made it. Eon sent it to me, and he go...
A television. Why do people always say the first two guesses don't count?
Breech shook her head. Claw's absolute certainty was a little comforting, but she was still angry. "I've never been too good at teamwork," ...