Harley, the MoFo's official Forum Skank (or at least, the only person who had applied for the job), was also at the funeral. Harley was possibly the o...
Lousy. This is the UK. Our weather is perpetually lousy. It was pouring with rain earlier, now it's just crap drizzle.
I live! Now we're back on topic. You should let me live for that.
In my most recent freaky dream, I was Shadow's room-mate. And he still wasn't hot for me. He was hot for the other room-mate, who was shy. HE ISN'T E...
Yay! Tails Doll is so cute! And so much more deadly than Metal Sonic or Metal Knuckles!
It is possible to believe in both. I do. I speculate that the beauties and wonders of the universe are too great to have happened by accident. But th...
Gus hurried onto the first ship, behind Claw and Breech, "If it helps, I know quite a lot about the current space-time distortions. It may intere...
Anyone who leaves because we're too mean is a wuss. I wouldn't be as fantasticly contemptible as I am today if I was a wuss.
And all his alternate personalities too - they'll give his haters a good ass-kicking.
YAY! Craig! I love you! And I need to buy the latest Terry Pratchett books. YAY! Craig! I love you!
That stretched the table? Sorry about that, I didn't check. I thought it wouldd come off nomramlally. Doom. Regular doom, not fancy, endless doom.
Hello, strange person. Look, it's always great to see people come here. Just don't get in my way, or I'll kill you. Just kidding. I'm sure we all lo...
Cream was for Sonic Heroes. What will happen to her? Well, odds on her Chao realising that he's the reason she has any freaking attack power at all, ...
I will not allow you guys to survive for this! I KILL YOU WITH MY MACHINE GUN OF DOOM!!! DOOOOOOM!!!! I TELLS YA!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!...
Perhaps "Born to be noble!!!!" would be better?
*Whomp Whomp Whomp* Duck and cover! Charlie's coming!
Dance, Kirby! Your life depends on it!
Ooooh! Dancing Kirby is here too! Although I can't be bothered to make him dance at the moment...
YAY! We eat Sonic's baby! At least, I think that was the idea...
When Archie decided to keep everyone the same age forever, I doubt these sorts of complications rose in their mind. And we've never yet seen a season...
Oooh, how far does that involve going?
I love those things! *bites off the top, licks out the creamy white center, and then eats the rest*
Wow, Sonic really does lead an active life, doesn't he? Of course, there's also the Special Issues, the Mini-Series and Knuckles' series to consider ...
I live! All those who place stupid gaps in their posts die! Yay!
I don't think spam will ever truly be defeated, but it's nice to see that these jerks are actually being made to pay something. Even if it probably i...
Who knows what evils will lead us in our quest for world domination! Certainly not me! Honest!
*kills Creosote* Yes, really. I killed you! Ha! Now you can't do that stupid thing again! And you shouldn't, because it's almost as bad as having a...
Has anybody noticed that Blaze's cloths are a remarkable recolour and resizing of Robotnik's current suit? We haven't heard about her having any spec...
So what? It just means more scrolling. I kill all who write those stupid messages! The rest LIVE!!
Hmmm... possible plot developments... Sonic takes crack and falls in love with Amy. Knuckles has a full frontal lobotomy and falls for Rouge, a woman...
This scrolling thing is stupid and pointless, especially for people who suffer from Dial-Up.
Yes, I know that. Easier to get knocked down, as it were. Never hang yourself unless you know how to tie a noose properly.
Son od Sonic and Espio!
Wow, this conversation is like, SPAMtastic! Chocolate! Who could ask for more?!
Then why the hell did Bush do it with Iraq? Oh, wait... non-existant WMD! And a dictatorial government! The US's government doesn't care two s**ts a...
I grew up with 70s, 80s and 90s music. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's memorising song lyrics. I went through a stage of country-western with ...
Well maybe if the First World countries stopped haranguing them for the money for loans they can't possibly pay off, and gave them more aid - not just...
On the other end of the scale, there's real Sonic songs that aren't really Sonic songs. Like "Follow Me", Team Roses' theme. It doesn't me...
Hey, nice story. Will I get a cameo? Hmmm... probably not. In fact, knowing my rep, it's probably a good idea if I don't get one. That way I won't g...
Didn't it get wiped, along with everything else?
*eats a chocolate teapot* What's more useful than that?
You guys aren't helping. Neither is my headache. Oh, Rico, it's so nice of you to be nice to me... I hope you haven't hurt yourself...
I'm still alive, suckers!
Breech rolled her eyes, "What do you mean, you Mobians?" she asked, as Claw pushed her into the ship. ~~~ Over On Felus... Felus was a per...
*grows nails into massive claws* It's dismemberment time!
I always thought Harry Potter kind of blew. I'm not fond of anything with that much advertising, the kind that goes quite simply, "OMG! IT'S HAR...
Tch. Court cases never suceed here, Craig. I think I've sued people before, and I never win. I always end up worse off than when I started, in fact. ...
You guys are really into killing me, aren't you? Murderers!
Well, what with these pictures of Tails humping, groping and strutting all over the place pretty much sums it up, don't you think? Come on, Tails! Ge...