Quote: That looks like a pretty bad movie. You can tell the "demons" or aliens or whatever are guys in rubber suits. Honestly, after the CG...
Quote:from what I recall, they're usually stone cold killers. Yeah, the female bad guy in most modern action movies is usually the most sadistic and ...
Quote: - Monty Python and the Holy Grail That's PG, actually. So's Spaceballs, despite using the F-word. Quote:- Oldboy No graphic violence? Not w...
McCaffrey looked out the window towards the column of smoke. Ah hell, that's right near Flanigan's bar. Time to move, guys. Righty nodded at McCaff...
Castor had been suspicious when he'd seen someone looking into the bank from across the street, but he wrote it off as a bystander, because that quick...
This is a fake, just someone screwing around with 3d animation software for giggles. That said, classic.
How'd I miss this?! Congrats, J-man. Welcome to adulthood and taxes. Party with the party kings here if you still have any party left in you.
McCaffrey snorted a bit of derisive laughter, cigar smoke billowing out into the room. "Right. Lemme just say that given the choice between bod...
"I'm sorry, sir, but you're going to need a larger initial balance than that to open up an account," the lady behind the counter said in a c...
The Colonel was too busy looking at the wounded Breech to pay attention to the newcomer. Righty, however, had some attention to spare and it was spar...
Yeah, sorry about my absense. I'm in the process of moving the the cable internet provider's not gonna be able to get to my installation until Monday...
The Colonel breathed a sigh of relief now that the dusters had passed on. What he'd failed to tell the others is that during the course of his previo...
"The cocktails ain't fer fightin'. They're fer distraction. If some of them get too interested in this building, we open a window and fling a f...
As the others reacted in fear, the Colonel snapped into action as years of leading frightened men into battle came back to him. Righty, he thought. ...
I miss Jesse Ventura.
The Colonel grimaced as the bar erupted into an all-out brawl following the lush's surprise swing at the surly fox. He pulled both revolvers back out...
The Colonel grimaced as the lush paraded about, drunkenly juggled his prize six-shooters. He'd seen the moron do things like this before, presumably ...
The reverie was broken as the tavern's doors opened. Three figures entered as dust blew in from outside. The figure in the lead was a tall man weari...
I rule everything above and below me with this reply.
Castor looked at Cherry from his position by the pocket dimension as she talked. Pre-game jitters, he thought. Get someone in an unfamiliar setting wi...
Castor looked at Cherry from his position by the pocket dimension as she talked. Pre-game jitters, he thought. Get someone in an unfamiliar setting wi...
Unfortunately, that was over 20 years ago. The recent output from the land of 'bands we build up with their first release and then tear down violentl...
This... is why the British music scene sucks. Between this, the Spice Girls and Oasis, British public musical opinion should be no longer be consider...
Castor and Cherry strode along the corridor to another set of elevators. "Okay, these elevators should kick us out in the main bank lobby in thi...
Castor and Cherry strode along the corridor to another set of elevators. "Okay, these elevators should kick us out in the main bank lobby in thi...
Castor reached into his pocket and pulled a small swipecard out. "Doors we can handle. Luckily for us, the guy we ran into back there has some ...
Castor reached into his pocket and pulled a small swipecard out. "Doors we can handle. Luckily for us, the guy we ran into back there has some ...
Quote:As if she had a personality to begin with. Natalie Portman's emotional range is wider only than that of Keanu Reeves. Leon: The Professional. ...
"Whoa whoa whoa, slow down a bit. So what are we going to do once we finish riding that elevator? Just stroll down the bridge to the mark uncha...
"Whoa whoa whoa, slow down a bit. So what are we going to do once we finish riding that elevator? Just stroll down the bridge to the mark uncha...
Wasn't the end-all be-all, but it was good. Easily the best of the prequels. And let it be known that Hayden was FAR FAR better as Vader than he eve...
It's not that Anakin isn't allowed to have some boiling rage or sadism simmering just under the surface, it's just that the actor paying Anakin sucks ...
Quote:Well, be that as it may (and also that he magically teleports to the centre of New York, along with Snake, in the ending of MGS2) he just didn't...
C'mon, you actually think Vamp was dead? He survived a bullet wound to the head already in MGS2, why's it so shocking that he survived the second one...
I really really want to punch you over the internet for just blabbing those spoilers. Not all of us are watching it on TV but are waiting for the DVD...
The man is one of many talents, humor being but one of them. Why, here is an example of his many exploits. "Vin Diesel once bet Satan a quarter...
"Nah, you can keep the cell," Castor took a drag on his cigarette. "I'm just finding it funny that the morons in charge here went thro...
"Nah, you can keep the cell," Castor took a drag on his cigarette. "I'm just finding it funny that the morons in charge here went thro...
Nice to know they have warm water in this screwed-up place. Castor stood motionless in the shower, leaning forward with one hand pressed against the ...
Nice to know they have warm water in this screwed-up place. Castor stood motionless in the shower, leaning forward with one hand pressed against the ...
For the first time in a very long time, Castor wanted someone dead for reasons other than money. In his mind, he ran through all the possible scenari...
For the first time in a very long time, Castor wanted someone dead for reasons other than money. In his mind, he ran through all the possible scenari...
"And what if I don't feel like sticking around anymore to help you with this?" Castor said. "Your men are incompentant at best, backst...
"And what if I don't feel like sticking around anymore to help you with this?" Castor said. "Your men are incompentant at best, backst...
Castor looked at the broken chassis of the robot as the others collected themselves. He'd come back just in time to see the robot start to go, so he ...
Castor looked at the broken chassis of the robot as the others collected themselves. He'd come back just in time to see the robot start to go, so he ...
Castor sat in his room, all of his weapons laid out on his coffee table. His WA2000 sniper rifle, his P90 and his P228 handgun all lay in a neat row....
Castor sat in his room, all of his weapons laid out on his coffee table. His WA2000 sniper rifle, his P90 and his P228 handgun all lay in a neat row....
OOC: This takes place right after Mobius, Justin, Camden and TJ leave. Castor smiled as the trio left, escorted by the soldiers. They were a motle...