Well, since my name is John, Mr J is fine.
Am I going to be called Mr J from now on?
Tis 01:00 and it's raining in Croydon.
Craaaig Baaayfield! Proper Bo!
*Mr Creosote continues farting* *Soils*
*Farts while winning*
Cream: for my next trick I shall hide these two fingers of mine.
Quote:I just looked back a few pages and saw I was almost raped. o.o Don't speak of this, we may all get into trouble. Wins
What a strange concept. Well I'm O RH positive, So will anybody out there want to date me? And happy creation day MoFo.
When I found this, it made me laugh. You know when you've been pwned!
*Mr Creosote continues the boringness* Wins
Were the pictures deleted as a result of the ezhack or because of their sexual content.
I'll have sex with anyone for cookies or bread.
This was being being talked about a while ago in this thread, however it appears to have been distroyed by the ezbug.
*Eats all of Harley's cookies*
Army of men with erections???
Beans, beans, good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart! Then... Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot...
Would Eon approve of this?
Quote:He's a noob with moobs! What's my noob got to do with my moobs.
*Mr Creosote moobs are so large they are being dragged along the floor*
Many years ago, for some unknown reason the 'You know when you've been Tango'd' thing came back in, and I became a victim of this for a short period o...
*Mr Creosote arrives* All the sexiness that was present in this thread soon disappears when Mr Creosote reveals his man boobs.
Yay for party *Eats too much*
Microsoft are attempting to patent the creation of custom emoticons.
Just in case you haven't heard, the man who was 'shot five times' in the head by armed police was not connected to the bombings in London. Quote:A ma...
Quote:*Travels back in time and impregnates HSW's mother OUT OF MARRIAGE!!!!OMGWTF!!?!?!* Time travel!!!11111111/////?/?
Are you drinking what I'm drinking?
Congratulations. *Gives Cj * I just hope I do as well on my physics course.
Quote:Details? Quote:A man has been shot dead by police at Stockwell Tube station in south London, as officers hunt four bombing suspects. Met Polic...
I think not!!!!!!1111111 *Wins*
**Breaking News** news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4703777.stm Emergency services have been called to three Tube stations after "incidents", Scotland Yard sai...
1. You guys 2. Settee 3. Fizzy drink 4. Thing 5. About to 6. Wash 7. Rubbish 8. Extra 9. Neither?? 10. Anti 11. Aunt 12. Zed Carrying on... 13. Trouse...
Normally in the UK video games have a European pegi rating which is similar to the ESRB rating scheme. However all of the GTA titles released to date ...
Oh noes, Mr Creosote has replaced the shot with a hand grenade. OH NOES! He just lobbed it into the swimming pool!! BOOM
I shall do the javelin. *Throws the javelin, which hits Shadow Hog because he ignored us*