Like, lieuwassit? I BE tha cap'ain yer scurvy bilge suckin', molusc lovin, chelonionionion! Yeh mus' be gettin' me mixed up wit so...
My past be shrouded in mystery. Mostly because I have memory problems. *Chugs what looks like pink rum* I don't know what be bringing...
I ain't be surre that this here magic box play be suitable for tha, like, cabin bois and youthful wenches among us. Thus as I be captain, I be li...
*Staggers in with bags under her eyes, swirling once on her peg leg* Don'tsh yar be, like, worrishing guys, I'm.... where'd everybo...
Well, me matey Metal thar be gettin' us to a good start by gettin all yeh pervs offa deck. We can talk about tha later. Over rum. So me fine ...
*Strides onto deck with the distictive clunky walk of her peg, and surveys all, glaring unimpressed* What in tha' name o' Redbeard'...
Tha' grim wench an tha' tray wieldin galley scrubber be havin' a point. We be needin' more metal, let's be gettin an' Al...
Arrr, but Hiro, matey, it be, like, great fun. An' besides, don' we all look pretty n.D