Does that mean you own yourself? If so, then you're your own slave AND taskmaster. How's that for your conscience? EDIT: Weird coincidence, but......
Perhaps the power transfers itself into each individual shard.
Here's a big hint: be a very agreeable person. Don't bring personal ideaology into any discussions with the manager. Also, if you're not in school, m...
You shall never own me! NEVER! ... (looks up definition of 'owned) See 'pwned'... See 'owned'? ...
Since business was slow, I got to go home early (there was no one inside; only thing going on was drive-thru). Half the time was spent with paperwork,...
Quote:Whether or not oil is still being created under the tectonic plates is irrellevant. We are still using it up far faster than it is being made. ...
(stares at Craig's picture) Crafty person, this 'Unknown'...
A: Not at the moment. Q: What do you think of Kneecaps the Echidna, Knuckles' sibling?
Is that a bad thing? Or is it a good thing? Neutral? Tell me what you think.
Surfing is overrated. MISSINGNO! (forum crashes) ...oops.
A: Still a virgin (until marriage), and proud of it. Q: Should gamers be classified as 'geeks', 'nerds', 'dorks', or 'none of the above'?
Quote:I've never heard of Backyard Burger, but it seems to be a fast food place. ;p It's like a fast food restaurant (complete with a drive-in), but ...
Quote:People can make up statistics to prove anything they want. 71% of all people know this. Either that's sarcasm, or falling victim to your own po...
Um...(dives for Pokemon Red and pulls a Rock Candy out of the cartridge) AH HA! (CHOMP) Stat increase!
Quote:I can't think of a single terrorist attack on US soil that wasn't comitted by a citizen or landed immigrant of the United States. There is no re...
Quote:Ah, yes, the myth of the self-made man. It is not necessarily true that the rich are hard-working and that the poor are lazy. Where did I say t...
Quote:Tell that to your politicians with the largely unpatrolled borders that allow hundreds of illegals into the country... Now THAT is something th...
You? Working at Gamestop? ... (Bows) He has become a god... o.o
Heh. You got to market satellite dishes. I'm going to flip burgers and work at a cash register whilst dealing with customers who could potentially be ...
Quote:We are consuming oil at an accelerating rate. Oil can't be replenished very easily OR very quickly (the stuff we drill now if HOW old again? I t...
(ZAP) Ow. Static-e...which occured JUST AS YOU EVISCERATED ME! PROOF!
Oh yeah? Well...um...ur...um... (spittle dribbles from mouth) Uhhhhh..............
First of all, no one in this topic said the quote you mentioned. Contrary to what you may think that I think, Bush is not a perfect president. But the...
Chips with mild salsa. Self-explanatory. Saltine crackers with melted cheddar cheese on top, dipped in ketchup. Odd choice, but it's just right. Buf...
Thanks for the replies everyone. She's going to be resting for the next couple of days to calm down.
Quote:These freeloaders you speak of include the disabled, the elderly, and the average people whose parents didn't earn enough to send them to univer...
And for the record Cycle, I'm IN the so-called 'rich' bracket. Not in the multimillion aspect, but part of it nonetheless. What Shoe said is true; mon...
My age is none of your concern. As for your main point, my mom's getting old. She'll be going through menopause sooner or later, and she wants to hav...
I know. It was either 'mom and baby die' or 'baby die'. Still...well, you know?
Hah. Like YOU can't separate from your online persona. 😛
What's the difference?
(runs away from the soon-to-be-blasted Jaffa)
What? WHAT? I was only speaking hypothetically! (runs)
A: Medium Rare. Q: Prime rib or New York Strip?
I have to say that one of the reasons Season 02 was lost on me was because of the lack of color. I mean, Season 01 was like a RAINBOW, especially duri...
A 'high' offense? What about a 'low' offense? What would that be? Accidentally splashing water on her?
I don't know. Maybe they like the smell. Or maybe it's the fact that they can show off by cooking the meal for their friends and family whenever they ...
True that ShoeHedgie. What a lot of people don't really realize is that nuclear energy is in fact VERY safe (most of France is powered by nuclear pow...
Optimist at heart, but I became cynical when confronted with examples of stupid people or stupid organizations.
Huh. It sounds like Engrish. Something Japan usually uses...but English-speaking comic makers using Engrish-like phrases. Spooky. (continues poking ...
O.O; (ignoring pain from groin, stands up) >.<; (stares at Craig's twitching body) ... (pokes Craig with a stick)
... Now that...was uncalled for. X_x; (falls down) I'M TELLING ON SAM! >.<;;;
And you're so silly. The universe tearing apart? BO-RING. It's been done so many times before that it's not even funny! (goes off to apply for the po...
FYI Shadow Hog, I'll see your Bob Ross and raise you Boss Hogg. New millenium version is also available for 10 more dollars.
A: I believe that 1984 was a confusing book. Q: What would YOU rather have; a Thought Police or a Physics Police?
But Dubzie owns the Icky Stick! But he's retired...so who owns the Icky Stick? Dubs? But what if the forum goes boom? (dies from too much thinking)...
MaloMyotismon was defeated by HAPPY THOUGHTS. I'm not kidding. His body was destroyed by the happy, hopeful thoughts of children, and his spirit was ...
Speshul event? o.o (chibifies himself and sneaks into Craig's pocket) Ooh. His wallet!