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  • robotnic or eggman

    How does robotnic survive all the exsplosions in the games and cartoons?

    Like Sonic, Robotnik’s soggy socks don’t bleed coffee, but if the coffee itself bleeds, will the artificial sweetener stain the windowshade? Robotnik’s pharonic aftershave still stinks after a thousand years of musty tomb raiding theives breaking wind after eating raisins.

    ~ Dr FexusFan